If you ever want an Always Sunny in #DnD moment. Try using the spell command to make your opponent shit themselves. On a failed save they have to spend their next turn pooping.
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I guess it would be an extremely painful experience. I was thinking about what a psychologist would look like in D&D this morning actually. Calm Emotions only lasts a short while, but how it could help in less severe cases of anxiety and such.
I feel like you'd get a lot of business as a therapist in the world of DnD, full of traumatized adventurers. viable career option for people who get tired of throwing fireballs at goblins
