Josh Ling @ Adopt Me!

for all hadrian is like huge and dumb and more like an actual lawful stupid paladin than ephrim is he exudes like so much horny energy be- because he’s a himbo never mind answered my own question

i love housing assignments!!!!! i love ppl just bunched up w ppl and they have to navigate sharing space in a non camping setting. i love it. it’s good. shenanigans

i get very ! whenever i am reminded that ephrim read a lot of books growing up. its good. it makes me happy.

benjamin, young and naive: ephrim is so well spoken and polite he was really born for diplomacy ephrim, a millennial with imposter syndrome: maybe if i’m super polite and remember what ppl say in all of those political dramas i’ve read things will be okay

EVERY TIME I REMEMBER THAT RED JACK HAS A MILLION BILLION SONS (and blue j) I LOSE MY MIND A LITTLE

(vibrates) but what if blue j. doesnt (redacted) and instead lives a peaceful forest life with benjamin as fantasy global warming consumes the entire planet

i feel very attached to hieron bc we are all on the same boat.... the ice we skate is getting pretty thin.... the water’s gettin warm so youd might as well swim..... hahaha !

me, three hours ago: okay this is how they can still save uklon tell