American comedian before they are famous: yo what even are the minions, like jelly beans made of piss? i wanna put one up my ass
(crowd goes nuts)
2yrs later: yo guys I'm playing zip zip in candy crush the movie this is going to be liiiit!! best crew in the worrrrllldd 


Replying to @PhilNWang @ultrabrilliant
I see your agent also couldn't get you that lucrative Zip Zip audition
5:53 AM - 3 Apr 2019
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