Long ago, there was an Xbox Live Support Forum for suspended accounts, and incredibly, employees would reply and explain the bans. It was so good, I would read it every day — mostly for the schadenfreude of idiot kids playing dumb and getting called out.
I worked for a (very large) Minecraft server and had these a lot. Here's one (original post was deleted, complaining to our Twitter about the ban) https://twitter.com/tactful/status/916084748275068928 …
