YOU: please help!! I'm drowning ME: Where are you drowning? YOU: uh, the sea? ME: And what does my jacket say? YOU: *blubbering* coastguard? ME: so call me again when you're on the coast ok
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best laugh *exhales through nose and says 'heh'*
6:29 AM - 28 Jun 2018
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