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    Tired: 🍺🥽 beer goggles Wired: 🍺👓 – mjesto: ジャンボエンチョー 富士店

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    This really messed with my head for a few minutes before I realised

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    Hey guys, was let go from my job today 😟. If anyone has any leads, please let me know. I’ve attached my resume. References upon request!

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    We're listening to your feedback and working hard to improve the caucus app. Here's what's new: - Night mode 😎

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    Her: wanna role play? Me: sure, you be my therapist Her: I am your therapist Me: kinda direct but I can work with it

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    The Bible thought literal paradise was 2 people hanging out in a garden not eating fruit so maybe it doesn’t actually know all that much.

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    This is real. This is a real-life post by an anti-abortion activist. You can’t make this shit up.

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    i love when people from new york say the pizza and bagels are better there due to NYC water bc instead of recognizing that lots of families with kickass OG recipes immigrated to NYC and opened restaurants they give all the credit to special NYC water that is inherent to NYC

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    29. sij

    walked by a coworker’s desk and he just had a costco hot dog on his screen zoomed in at like 600%

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    28. sij

    Pro tip: if you take the ice tray out of your freezer you have unlimited ice

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    28. sij

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender gets an odd feeling of déja vu, the scene both familiar and impossible. In a strange daze he mumbles a question. And as the horse begins to answer the bartender is filled with abject horror, his mind reeling with the madness of it all.

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    28. sij

    We’ve reached the heat death of the Funny Insurance Commercial, which--and this is a missed opportunity--you can’t insure for.

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    28. sij

    The grandsymbol of the symbol of the thing itself always said but never meant: to avoid becoming a symbol never mean the same thing twice, mean nothing often. Never be known for the same thing twice, be known for nothing often. Be complex shapes, be nothing. So we are sometimes.

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    26. sij

    This is a headline about sexism from the Daily Mail I can't stop laughing

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    24. sij

    Me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop for gas! GPS: wwhat the fukc is happening

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    25. sij

    If you can’t handle me at my neurocognative fugue state, you don’t deserve me at my manic hypersexuality.

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    25. sij

    can’t wait until we all wear facial recognition-blocking masks and makeup and the cops switch to gait recognition and we all have to wear shoes with uneven soles to make every step we take unpredictable and ridiculous.

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    24. sij

    westerners are like “wow the chinese govt is doing a bad job with coronavirus” while their kids are coming back from school with measles because their government can’t/won’t be more convincing than some hippie mum with a wordpress site

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    25. sij

    New Study Finds Staring Out From Balcony With Best Friends Strongest Indicator That This Your City, Your Time

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    20. sij
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    I would be absolutely positive they’d murder me before I woke up

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