Wikifaking: using just-in-time Wikipedia look-ups to appear more informed than you actually are in conversation. Feels like there ought to be a programming analogy. Late binding? See also: Planck knowledge vs chauffeur knowledge and chess-postman.
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Replying to @vgr
I have literally intiated relationships with people by googling the answers to their twitter/FB queries, lmao
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Visakan Veerasamy Retweeted Visakan Veerasamy
Cheap way to earn gratitude from friends/acquaintances in a minute or five:https://twitter.com/visakanv/status/978884369233346562?s=19 …
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Visakan Veerasamy @visakanvSomeone in a groupchat once asked if anybody had any background in information theory. I said I was familiar, and then improvised my way through the conversation with absolutely no background in it whatsover. "If I remember correctly" = I googled it 10 seconds ago, lmao pic.twitter.com/H9WDLX0DIb1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes -
Come to think of it, I say "if I remember correctly" instead of "I just googled this" to spare them the indignity/shame of being Google-illiterate
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If you imitate the original Iron Chef host and slowly intone "Ah, yes, X... If my memory serves me correctly, X is..." it might buy you enough time to get the answer in front of you
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