just ate 2/3 pound steak, some facts: 1. cant cook steak worth a damn 2. 2/3 pound steak contains fewer than 700 kcal 3. chewing badly cooked steak is hard, hope this is still digestible 4. penelope likes steak
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update relaying this story to wiferobot on waking, am groggy "you know that wasnt a steak" what "yeah it was a flank steak" um "I know it has 'steak' in the name but its not the same thing" dont know whats real anymore fellas
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Did it come with proof of steak? There's your answer.
1:29 PM - 27 Feb 2018
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