As soon as people started throwing Gatbsy New Years parties, I knew we were fucked. There’s more to the 20s than flapper dresses, people!
People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!" Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading." People: "No, not like that." Earth: "The US stock market is tanking." People: "Wait..." Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."
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Like what? Dust bowls?
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Wow... mind explosion!
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At least I’ll still have the right to vote I guess.
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But do you really? How long before COVID affects voter turnout...oh, wait...
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Well, we got some economic growth in a long while going by those standards.
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Except the market tanked in ‘29 at the end of the decade.
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We are revisiting all the 20s hits!
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so... I guess we have a world war coming up to help with the economic recovery
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