Syd Lexia

I didn't know mountain lions and cougars were the same thing. I thought cougars were darker.

"They said sir, roll a 9 and you'll get to choose, play or draw. And instead I rolled a 10! You can't beat a 10 on a pair of six-sided dice! Everyone knows that."https://twitter.com/Bonn1eGreer/status/1376327705835212802 …

Ian: No offense, but today's music doesn't have a whole lot to say. Chazz: Is that right? So you're gonna tell me that Purple Haze *says something*?https://twitter.com/VlRGOTH/status/1376211890787917829 …

This is such a pure and adorable film.https://twitter.com/gunsnmoses3/status/1376188763357933570 …

#ReleaseTheDanteCut, the studio-approved ending was so bad.https://twitter.com/toonfully/status/1376229110352130057 …

Ah yes, imagine the creative works a generation with no concept of class, fear, hunger, conflict, or poverty would write. Imagine how fucking BORING they’d be.https://twitter.com/madlori/status/1153729759379107845 …

Jitterbug, the villain from Deathsmiles, returns as a secret/true boss in Deathsmiles II called Pigeon Blood Jitterbug. I feel like something was lost in translation there. Can anyone explain to me the significance of "pigeon blood"?

In the end, Satan is cast back down into Hell, Ariel gets her voice back, Christ is praised, and the atheists all drown because they are sinners who should have lived on land like God wanted. The End.

The price turns out to be her voice! Now she cannot sing hymnals in praise of God or even say "Amen"! How will she ever marry the Christian man if she cannot do the most important Christian things? This is terrible!

Satan tricks Ariel! He offers to let Ariel live on land and meet the Christian man, in exchange for a price to be named after. Ariel is willing to pay any price!

Ariel runs away! And who should she happen to encounter but Satan! Satan has crawled up into the ocean through a trench, because as we all know, Hell is located in the Earth's molten core.

One day Ariel's atheist father finds the cave! He burns all the Bibles using heretical sin magic and tells Ariel that she must marry a woman and not a Christian man. Oh no! Ariel is very sad.

But wait! Ariel has a crush on a Christian man she saw one time and longs to be Christian too! Also, she secretly collects Bibles from sunken ships and stores them in a cave where she secretly reads them. In secret.

Ariel is a young girl who was raised by her atheist family in an atheist community. The atheists live under the sea because they are sinners who defy God's will that mankind should live on land.

One of my favorite things about fundamentalist Christians is that any idiotic, cynical parody of fundamentalist entertainment that you could ever write would actually sell really well with actual fundamentalist Christians. So here's my pitch - The Little Atheist

Nothing upsets me in this world more than destruction. I loathe the idea of finality. Finality is something to be avoided at all costs.