We'll just look at them all hungry like, and they'll get scared and fly away.
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They better hope they don't taste good.
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Alien: "What is this?" Human: "Beef." Alien: "Such a delicious plant!" Human: "No we murder millions of sentient animals.." Alien: *choking*
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i mean.. 'sentient' ... kinda... either way you have a point.
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I like to think they're waiting until we're civilized before making contact.
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Soilent Green is the perfect coverup. The pangalactic police will never piece the disconnected amino acids together again.
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a Twilight Zone/Simpsons human cookbook is a must-have for "bad" aliens. If it's a matter of who gets here first, well...
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I like to think that is our species' special power. We'll eat damn near anything and lots of it.
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this would explain why they're gray / green and very fragile.
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