SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

I make stupid jokes, talk systems security, + , write Scifi, sysadmin, & use Oxford commas. Sprezzatura.

Cypher, USA
Joined April 2014
Born in 1989

Tweets

You blocked @SwiftOnSecurity

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @SwiftOnSecurity

  1. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2014

    Some of you asked why I thought love could be on the electromagnetic spectrum. Because you can measure it in hurts.

  2. Retweeted
  3. Retweeted
    43 minutes ago

    Information on the CPU vulnerability / KAISR / KPTI issues is now live: . Amazing job, Google!

  4. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    Step 1. Prepare phishing bait

  5. 3 hours ago

    If I'm calm, you're calm.

  6. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    have you seen this suggesting minimal perf impact on CPUs with Process-Context Identifier? to help with the calming

  7. Retweeted
    4 hours ago
    Show this thread
  8. 4 hours ago

    Abilities like identifying re-packed admin utilities, or alerting on Word creating a sub-process. Interesting.

  9. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Taking the concept in 's article to a fun extreme. This hides messages within other messages by converting them into binary data, and then converting the binary data into zero-width characters.

    Show this thread
  10. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Well I guess the good news is that if we all die in a nuclear fireball we won't have to worry about this CPU bug

  11. 5 hours ago

    Fingerprinting the source of documents by inserting combinations of zero-width characters |

  12. Retweeted
    22 Jan 2016

    IT'S COLD MY FEET ARE CHILLY IF I SITS, MY BUTT FREEZES I AM UNHAPPY (posted with permission from )

  13. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Speculation over. Intel bug has been reproduced with a PoC.

  14. 17 hours ago

    This is the nerdiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, and it keeps getting nerdier and more obscure the longer you watch it.

    Show this thread
  15. 18 hours ago

    Under communism we’d all be running NetBurst on our phones.

  16. 19 hours ago

    Feel free to link me to a source that handles this, I don’t know what this dilemma is called. If you’re busy/occupied, no worries.

    Show this thread
  17. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Likewise the NHTSA: 80% reduction in traffic fatalities per 100k since Unsafe at Any Speed! Between these two organizations, we know more about failure modes than any other source besides touching a hot stove after Mama told us not to.

  18. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    Why did the chef bring a measuring cup to his criminal trial for stealing a gallon of milk? Because it would be four the quarts to decide.

  19. 21 hours ago

    Now, you may ask, “How could a button launch a nuclear war? Don’t you have to say where to target, what delivery method, and number of weapons?” See, this is where Liberals and Deep State Obstructionists show how disconnected they are from Real America, where people “Git Er Done”

    Show this thread
  20. 21 hours ago

    This is why Obama really failed to connect with audiences in the 2nd season. He never teleported down to the planet or shot a terrorist in the head. Obama appointed other people to important story roles, which made everyone forget him! Sad!

    Show this thread
  21. 22 hours ago

    In your story, suggesting that the leader of a massive organization isn’t directly connected to all pivotal events “on the ground” needlessly expands the narrative scope and number of characters.

    Show this thread

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·