SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

I make stupid jokes, talk about consumer technology security, and use Oxford commas. I run for long-form discussion.

New York, USA
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Joined April 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 20

    Hi I'm Taylor Swift from Dell Services and I'll be performing your department's HIPAA compliance pre-audit.

    106 retweets 602 likes
  2. 1 minute ago

    "Help my computer is encrypted. All my wedding photos are gone." "Well at least you're using Tor."

    4 retweets 10 likes
  3. 3 minutes ago

    Encrypted communication app advice doesn't belong in a security guide for the average user. Don't waste precious attention with ideology.

    7 retweets 16 likes
  4. 12 minutes ago

    Thank you, for writing this, and thank you for sparking the conversation.

    Susan Hennessey: A List of Female Technology Policy Experts
    3 retweets 6 likes
  5. 34 minutes ago

    Find out who muted you!

    105 retweets 106 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    65 retweets 160 likes
  7. 2 hours ago

    This account is a roller coaster of humor quality.

    2 retweets 19 likes
  8. 2 hours ago

    104 retweets 206 likes
  9. 2 hours ago

    That is a 100% original joke. You're welcome.

    2 retweets 45 likes
  10. In reply to
    2 hours ago

    What do you call it when a Point of Sale system at a liquor store has a problem calculating the price? Syntax error.

    60 retweets 168 likes
  11. 5 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    Always just an "attack" on them, people's privacy no concern. [Screenshot because team "no vetting" has blocked me.]

    71 retweets 92 likes
  12. 5 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    Medical records, debts, personal info... Wikileaks treats ordinary people's safety and privacy as collateral damage.

    311 retweets 155 likes
  13. 5 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    AP: Wikileaks publishes names of teen rape victims, gay Saudi citizens, paternity disputes..

    860 retweets 345 likes
  14. 5 hours ago

    Microsoft forgot the key rule of business software: Make using it feel like driving a spork into your leg so you pay for the new version.

    43 retweets 106 likes
  15. 5 hours ago

    Microsoft really screwed up making Outlook 2007, because it works perfectly fine and nobody here will pay millions of dollars to upgrade it.

    45 retweets 191 likes
  16. In reply to
    5 hours ago

    . Yes but why is Outlook prompting for a password, it kind of looks like it's asking for the user's corporate password

    3 retweets 16 likes
  17. 5 hours ago

    Outlook 2007 was prompting the user for the password of a foreign HTTP server. Has anyone seen this?

    8 retweets 17 likes
  18. 5 hours ago

    wtf: When a Outlook 2007 user replied to this email, it tried to load an image over HTTP, and Outlook prompted user for a password for it

    8 retweets 28 likes
  19. 5 hours ago

    Is that a Clippy costume

    Brad
    38 retweets 87 likes
  20. 11 hours ago

    Based on what I hear, pretty sure dial-up is the only thing online in Australia.

    Are there any dial up BBS's still online in Australia?
    20 retweets 83 likes
  21. 11 hours ago

    No men. No gods. Only dogs.

    182 retweets 427 likes

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