Steven Westdahl

@swestdahl

Actor. Playwright. Artist. Occasional game producer w/ . Sometime suit model w/ . Lover & fighter. Seriously funny & other oxymorons.

Oaksterdam, CA, USSA
Joined September 2008

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  1. 3 hours ago

    No matter how many times I see the words 'Kwanza Hall' I will think first of a holiday building and not of an mayoral candidate.

  2. 4 hours ago

    People of , what's going on tonight? I've got 17 hrs to kill and I don't want to do it all alone. Yacht Club? Manny's? Thinking Man?

  3. 10 hours ago

    My AM Facebook feed included a repost by someone that decided to share her friend's photo of a recently dead infant boy... in a cute outfit.

  4. Jun 8

    If I were food, this level of cooling would be called 'refrigeration'. But, because I'm human and in Atlanta, it's called 'air conditioning'

  5. Jun 8

    Got on the rental car radio. Doing 20 mph in traffic on my way to Decatur from Hartsfield. The more things change, ....

  6. Jun 8

    Just cleaned out my computer bag... my satchel... my man-purse... and guess how many iPhone earbud headphone sets I found.

  7. Jun 4

    Been fighting dry skin on my hands for a while now. Just noticed a bad patch on my toes. Treated it like I do my hands. Now I'm bleeding.👣😱

  8. Jun 4

    License plate frame: DEFINITION OF A SOUL. Custom plate: SOWHOLE. What the hell is a sow hole? Some kind of pig thing?

  9. Jun 1
  10. May 27

    Spending the day before my 40th birthday at a callback for a 50 yr old character. Goodbye, youth. I misspent you best I could.

  11. May 25

    "You fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye" - Thanks for everything; the pain and the pleasure.

  12. May 23

    Efforts to repair broken iPhone failed. Replacement screen arrived damaged. Can't put broken screen back on. Consider me phoneless.

  13. May 22

    The replacement iPhone screen I ordered... and the WAAAY OVERSIZED envelope that / sent it in.

  14. May 20

    Watch Season 3 opener on if for no other reason than the 99 Luftballons/WW1 music video sequence (or find it on YouTube)

  15. May 20

    One last shot at my solo show. One more attempt to perform 16 short plays (plus some bonus Easter Egg plays) in 60 min or less.

  16. May 19

    Sometimes you walk onto an open corporate campus just in time for a massive BBQ complete with condiments like bacon sauerkraut

  17. May 6

    5 of my short plays remain 'unperformed' after tonight's show. But my clever audience did unlock both 'easter egg' plays. So ~72% 'win'. -

  18. May 6

    Your mother, your therapist, & a woman you're dating walk into your one-man show... (Anyone want to finish this joke for me? I'm too tired.)

  19. May 6

    I made a word search! (The titles of all 18 of my short plays on the menu for tonight at are in there. Can you find them?)

  20. May 6

    OK, one last crazy move. Going to change one more play in my lineup of 16 plays (plus 2 'hidden track' plays). See all 18(?) tonight at 8pm!

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