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No matter how many times I see the words 'Kwanza Hall' I will think first of a holiday building and not of an
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#Atlanta, what's going on tonight? I've got 17 hrs to kill and I don't want to do it all alone. Yacht Club? Manny's? Thinking Man?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
My AM Facebook feed included a repost by someone that decided to share her friend's photo of a recently dead infant boy... in a cute outfit.
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If I were food, this level of cooling would be called 'refrigeration'. But, because I'm human and in Atlanta, it's called 'air conditioning'
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Been fighting dry skin on my hands for a while now. Just noticed a bad patch on my toes. Treated it like I do my hands. Now I'm bleeding.

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License plate frame: DEFINITION OF A SOUL. Custom plate: SOWHOLE. What the hell is a sow hole? Some kind of pig thing?
#HappySundaySinnerspic.twitter.com/DjvwKxuQf8
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Gamer-type people!
@PlayKeystone Closed Alpha signup link! FPS + deck building! https://www.playkeystone.com?referrerId=5930559d4cde6fb0514d0e31playkeystone.com/?referrerId=59 …@Tettix@FoldableHuman@Mark_MeerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Spending the day before my 40th birthday at a callback for a 50 yr old character. Goodbye, youth. I misspent you best I could.
#40MoreYearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
"You fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye" -
@MargaretAtwood Thanks for everything; the pain and the pleasure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Efforts to repair broken iPhone failed. Replacement screen arrived damaged. Can't put broken screen back on. Consider me phoneless.
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The replacement iPhone screen I ordered... and the WAAAY OVERSIZED envelope that
@amazon /#BestSupplierStorefront sent it in.#Overpackagedpic.twitter.com/p5WySg1VVB
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#12monkeys Season 3 opener on@Syfy if for no other reason than the 99 Luftballons/WW1 music video sequence (or find it on YouTube)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
One last shot at my solo
#NeoFuturist show. One more attempt to perform 16 short plays (plus some bonus Easter Egg plays) in 60 min or less.pic.twitter.com/CSvsaNsuGe
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Sometimes you walk onto an open corporate campus just in time for a massive BBQ complete with condiments like bacon sauerkraut
#CiscoSausageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
5 of my short plays remain 'unperformed' after tonight's show. But my clever audience did unlock both 'easter egg' plays. So ~72% 'win'.
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Your mother, your therapist, & a woman you're dating walk into your one-man show... (Anyone want to finish this joke for me? I'm too tired.)
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I made a word search! (The titles of all 18 of my short plays on the menu for tonight at
@EXIT_Theatre are in there. Can you find them?)pic.twitter.com/0i4ZNe8eDK
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OK, one last crazy move. Going to change one more play in my lineup of 16 plays (plus 2 'hidden track' plays). See all 18(?) tonight at 8pm!
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