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Jason Sweeney
@sween
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper. (Didn’t pay, ain’t gonna.)
Toronto, Ontario, Canadasween.carbonmade.comJoined November 2007

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Yo yo yo. People asking “How can I help striking union workers and others affected by corporate greed and wage theft?” John’s got you:
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1) Non-members ask how they can show solidarity with the Writers Strike. The most effective way is to donate to the Entertainment Community Fund. It's NOT for us, it's to support fellow Hollywood employees, crew who may suffer hardship due to the strike. secure2.convio.net/afa/site/Donat
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If you made a documentary of me putting this duvet cover on, the narration would probably be Werner Herzog saying, “Existence is suffering.”
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Every Easter we celebrate the resurrection of the one sent by the Creator to guide mankind. The one who died so we might all be saved. Thank you, Gandalf.
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You ever look in the freezer, notice you have two pizzas, three pork chops, one pack of cod, 14 ice cubes, 182 individual peas, 793 kernels of corn, and realize the edible just hit?
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Cineplex: Hey! Come back to the theatre! It’s the BEST movie experience. Also Cineplex: [Turns on the lights SO BRIGHT during the credits of “Quantumania” that we cannot see the MULTIPLE post-credits scenes AT ALL.] Amazing troll, . No notes.
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Cards and chocolate are fine, but my wife is emptying the dishwasher for me for Valentine's Day.
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My wife and I got married 18 years ago today and the traditional 18th anniversary gift is porcelain. The red bow on the toilet looks great.
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Welp, I’m on my way home with no idea when my flight is going to be rescheduled. (Of course, the demon that torments me by speaking hard truths just brought up a good point: who says I’m getting out?)
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The closest I’ve gotten to how Argentina feels right now is the one time I made the bed and flicked the top sheet perfectly into place on the first try.
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“Oh yeah, filming Smooth Criminal was great. Michael was a total gentleman. Anyways, can I grab you guys some drinks?”
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After it falls, we should Station Eleven the hell out of Twitter. Travel from settlement to settlement, performing the greats. Imagine the haunting sound of a hundred survivors chanting “TEETH TEETH TEETH” on the shores of Lake Michigan.
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