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A new Swede every week / @crj138; father, bass in Riwen/DS13, journo. Feminist anti-nationalist vegan kickboxer. Beware: sarcasm/subculture.

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@sweden /Christoffer Verified account ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

The Swedish word for ’Goat’ is ’Get’ and the word for ’Kid’ is ’Killing’ hence this spread from a children’s book: pic.twitter.com/5wkjLDUPvn

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    1. Darren Ingram ‏@DarrenPIngram 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden @markbosworth You mean it is not a subconscious plot to awake a deep-sleeping agent. Call the black helicopters. Se “gift” också!

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    2. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

      @DarrenPIngram @markbosworth I’m not saying it’s not.

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    3. Darren Ingram ‏@DarrenPIngram 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden @markbosworth Are you messing with my mind? It’s a Swedish plot. Please don’t unleash the surströmmming. Against Geneva Convention.

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    4. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

      @DarrenPIngram @markbosworth If I was, how would you tell? When you think about it, it’s your mind doing the thinking.

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    5. Darren Ingram ‏@DarrenPIngram 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden Jo, men ni får säga - det kan vara vår hemlighet! Då som en man, tänker jag egentligen med mitt huvud/hjärn? Va sa fruar? MVH/Darren

      Translated from Swedish by Bing

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    1. Mark Cope ‏@Vordus 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden @geeoharee And suddenly I understand Goat Simulator.

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    3. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

      @Vordus @geeoharee haha, ping @Arminposts

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    1. Tendzin Sällberg ‏@Varigated 15 Nov 2014

      @sweden @tweetsauce That is so weird! In danish killing means kitten... but "killer" means "to tickle" xD

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    2. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 15 Nov 2014

      @Varigated @tweetsauce :-) In Swedish tickle is kittla or killa. And kille means boy...

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    1. Mr Bistopipes ‏@youneedcoolin 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden @cairnage I bloody love nordic language (or 'sprog'), me. Danish gf in the 90s, much language-based hilarity.

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    2. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

      @youneedcoolin @cairnage I bet!

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  1. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

    @marlanmarlovich hahaha, exactly

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    1. T-Bone ISS ‏@TBoneISS 3 Jul 2014

      @sweden No, "killing" is specifically a goat-kid, not a kid in general.

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    3. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 3 Jul 2014

      @TBoneISS well yes, ofc.

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    1. Pope Dan Gusset ‏@dangusset 16 Nov 2014

      @sweden where can i get a copy of this?

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    2. @sweden /Christoffer ‏@sweden 16 Nov 2014

      @dangusset I don't know unfortunately, since I wasn't the swede writing this tweet in July. (@sweden = new swede every week)

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    3. Pope Dan Gusset ‏@dangusset 16 Nov 2014

      @sweden ah, i see, thanks for the response

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