Bruce Wayne Swedal

@swedal

The real Bruce Swedal. Husband, Father, Veteran, 32nd Degree Freemason, P.M., Past H.P., Past T.I.M., Past Cmdr, Elk and Real Estate Expert. It's a Good Life!

Denver, Colorado
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Joined July 2007
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  1. Mar 23

    Is Dog heaven and squirrel hell the same place?

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  2. Mar 19

    I don't always "Whoop"... but when I do, there it is...

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  3. Mar 16

    Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf. But did he listen?

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  4. Mar 11

    Be careful what you tolerate, you are teaching people how to treat you.

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  5. Mar 11

    When a millennial asks why everyone in old photos have red eyes, I tell them they are too young to remember the great demon uprising.

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  6. Mar 9

    Masks are the new bra. They are uncomfortable. You only wear them in public. And when you don’t wear one, everyone notices.

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  7. Mar 5

    I want to open a two dollar store, for people that enjoy the finer things.

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  8. Mar 4

    Anybody is allowed to send me $1,400 it doesn’t have to just be the government

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  9. Mar 2

    So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?

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  10. Mar 2

    Did it bother anyone else that the guy from the OPERATION game was clearly awake?

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  11. Mar 2

    I put my phone into airplane mode and it immediately tried to charge me ten bucks for a can of Coke...

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  12. Mar 2

    Don't get in the car with me, if you're going to scream every time we almost wreck.

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  13. Feb 24

    Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots...

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  14. Feb 17

    I remember simpler times, when the most annoying thing on social media was FarmVille posts.

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  15. Feb 17

    What my neighbor was just doing in their driveway can only be described as either yoga or checking their mail in spite of the ice...

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  16. Feb 17

    Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.

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  17. Feb 9

    When my urologist said I had a healthy prostate, I was deeply touched.

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  18. Feb 9

    Only in America do you find a kid wearing $150 tennis shoes, drinking a $5 cup of coffee, typing on his $1000 cell phone complaining on social media that he is oppressed and that capitalism has failed him!

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  19. Feb 9

    Do you ever feel like your body's check engine light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

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  20. Feb 1

    Just give the Hedge Funds a $600 dollars check. They will be fine.

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