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you guys would fuck a fence if it was white
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me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told
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Weekends need to be 3 days. One day for cleaning and running errands, one day for friends fun and frivolity and one day for rest and recovery.
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Stopped by a very charming rural ice cream stand but this sign might be its most charming feature
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IM DOING CARTWHEELS WERE SO BACK BABY!!
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we’re SO back i’ve never doubted you oh my god i knew this was the plan all along
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Guy at the AMC MacGuffin's bar ordering a Barbietinni loud enough for the girl drinking an Oppen-highball to hear
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if it’s one thing a public school teacher gonna do it’s show solidarity
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people who think like this kill me because my family of teachers have been nonstop sharing on facebook in support of the WGA 😭
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I’m probably going to make a vid about this but it’s tough seeing so many folks proudly claim they can’t empathize with the #WritersStrike bc teachers ALSO aren’t paid fairly in this country. We are not in competition with each other?! Everyone deserves a fair living wage!
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It’s kinda wild how fucking stunning I am
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the reason we like house music is bc it sounds like heartbeat and takes us back to mommys womb
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OMG, look who we found 🙃 Anyone in need of our giant, beloved rat? Scabby's dusted off and ready to play. Any takers?
#ScabbyDoesHollywood 🐀🧀
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You’re serving cunt? You’re doomed by the narrative and you’re serving cunt?
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WGA @ LAUSD workers strike
LAUSD workers @ WGA strike
Nice! ☺️
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andy samberg has always been attractive and if you’re just now realizing this or think it’s a “hear me out” moment then you’ve been living under a rock
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thats that summer.
thats them hummers.
thats that girl give me your number.
thats that jordy.
thats that scarlett.
that i just got out of college.
that’s that i don’t do this usually.
i don’t know what you do to me, that
I DON’T DO THIS USUALLY I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME…
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yeah I'm thinking there's gonna be a triple strike
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A recent Netflix contract sought to grant the company free use of a simulation of an actor’s voice “by all technologies and processes now known or hereafter developed, throughout the universe and in perpetuity.”
(Source: nytimes.com/2023/04/29/bus)
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cheap slut👹 classy💋
dirty house🏚 pray 🙏🏼
hoe🚂 educated📚
gold digger🏗 a job💰
stink pussy🤢 clean pussy😌
5 baby daddies👨👩👧👦 faithful 💍
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cool what are the filming locations
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Tapeworms. Backrooms. Leprechauns. Werewolves. Things Under The Bed, and much more. Filming has begun on ‘American Horror Stories’ Season 3, premiering this fall.
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obsessed with the skateboarding pup in highland park like i need to befriend them
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