Me: How'd you do it?
My sister who lost a bunch of weight: I ate less.
Me: Give me a better answer.
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Sophie
@swaffiechops
Professional person. Embalmer. MBIE
London, UKJoined October 2012
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If a dog’s owner dies and there’s no other food around, the dog will wait about 7 days — until they’re literally starving — before they consider eating their deceased master. Cats sometimes try while you’re napping.
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If you meet someone named Fernando and you don't ask them if they can hear the drums, you're just wasting everyone's time.
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Why is it that we can put a man on the moon but no one can create a nice tasting cough syrup?