Suzanne “Too Grizzly to Bear” Walker

@suzusaur

Writer & editor. Hugo finalist. Cocreator of MOONCAKES (Oni Press). Short fiction in Clarkesworld & Uncanny. Rep'd by . She/her.

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2011

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    I have a new (very) short story out today in . It is about the sea, anger, and a search for catharsis

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  2. 11 hours ago

    I know this has been said a lot, but it’s still wild that we’re expected to continue on like we’re not living through such a debilitating and traumatic mass event.

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  3. due to a series of cooking mishaps i'm having frozen chicken tenders for dinner tonight and honestly????? this should have just been my plan all along

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  4. OTOH my advice was "look hot and like you're secretly fucking Jack McCoy" so maybe,,,,not

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  5. My actress sister just texted me like "i'm auditioning for a lawyer role do u have any advice" so i guess my hours mainlining Law and Order reruns in high school were good for SOMETHING

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  6. I should be working on my next novel but somehow i keep tripping and falling and writing Dragon Age fanfic o o p s

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  7. I stopped doing arm exercises bc of elbow tendonitis but it's continued to get worse and i've come to the horrifying conclusion it's bc of how much time I've been playing on my Switch

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  8. Someone’s happy I took the day off

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  9. I feel like if anyone needed a snapshot of me as a person they just need to see my YouTube history: baseball highlights, figure skating/gymnastics videos, and Dragon Age meme compilations

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  10. Anyway I’m making tshirts that say “Avasarala Is Always Right”

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  11. You ever say “just one more episode before bed” and it’s the MOST INTENSE THIS SHOW HAS EVER BEEN

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  12. On S5E4 of and I’m SO FRIGGIN STRESSED

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  13. So here’s the thing: EITHER I overuse the term “chucklefuck brigade” OR the sff genre is OVERRUN with incompetent fools who are alive through sheer luck and nothing else

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  14. Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

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  16. In which I finally trick everyone into watching The Great Race (1965)

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  18. My cat is a horrid poop monster who gets into everything and bites my ankles but he also sits on my lap and cuddles and purrs so ;___;

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  19. Season one they’re just a bunch of kids in the wrong place at the wrong time and season five Amos is calling Chrissie up for a favor it’s just a lot!!

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  20. Jumping btw a S1 rewatch of and catching up on S5 and it truly heightens the hilarity of all these chucklefucks suddenly having Avasarala’s private number

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  21. Feb 19

    Man it's truly wild how much 🤯 news has broken about Chicago's Mayor and police issues over basically the last 24 hours:

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