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Dec 30, 2022

I don’t have an end-of-year list from a writing perspective. However I fought and won shared custody of my son, took a leadership role at the curling club, and began dating an extremely rad woman. I grew as a parent and person. Solid year. Would 2022 again. 3.5/5 stars

YOU: What was the name of the bad guy in The Usual Suspects again? ME: ::with a mouthful of kettle chips::

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Opinion | John Paul Stevens: Repeal the Second Amendment (Published 2018)

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repeal the second amendment

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To enact real gun control, we need to change the Constitution.

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Apparently horse trainers in the 18th century had jokes

Bartolo Colon’s wife was proud of him though. So was the other one

James Shields wife that night

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OTD 7 years ago, the impossible happened! Bartolo Colon went yard.

Had the first Boston Cooler of my life. Unsure why it took this long. It is now the beverage of the summer

The Kentucky Derby is a lot of buildup for two minutes of action so I can see why guys are into it

Pinty's Grand Slam of Curling

Outrageous shot, also it’s May and very nice outside people

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Dun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger!

@Sportsnet | #GSOC

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Beautiful coronation ceremony

Tradition dictates that King Charles needed 13 full heart containers in order to obtain the sword

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Court Finds Ed Sheeran Did Not Violate Copyright With Song ‘I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener’ bit.ly/3B1EkLK

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nobody who went to bowling green state university had enough ambition to be vile, we are all harmless dolts that enjoyed thick crust pizza and losing to miami university football by 17 points every year

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Erin Bartram

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Apropos of Clarence Thomas, who's the WORST alum of your college?

supreme court justices spend all day in robes writing their opinions on things, they should get a real job

The younger dude fights like he’s an NBA center

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philip lewis

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Russian and Ukrainian representatives broke out into physical fights while attending a conference in Turkey thedailybeast.com/russian-and-uk

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The only way a Supreme Court Justice should have a friend named Crow is if they can’t control when the movies begin or end because they used the special parts to make his robot friends

oakland a's baseball

The Detroit Tigers look to sweep the series today with Justin Verlander on the mound

sychophants

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE

@golikehellmachi

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okay, what’s the weirdest category of item you would collect if you were ultra wealthy? like “i assure you, money is not an issue” wealthy.

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windows PCs used to come preloaded with solitaire and minesweeper, now the only free game they have is this one where you have to find and close any duplicate tabs or your screen goes black

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it's not corruption unless it comes from the corruption region in france otherwise it's just public misdeeds

the law on this is clear. it's not corruption unless they personally hand you a bag of money (clearly labeled with a dollar sign) in a dimly lit steakhouse parking lot

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Justin Elliott

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Jordan Neely Just Needed Some Help | Defector

NEW: Clarence Thomas Had a Child in Private School. Harlan Crow Paid the Tuition. The price tag could have exceeded $150,000. propublica.org/article/claren w/ @js_kaplan @Amierjeski

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Jordan Neely just needed some help:

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You only get the one life. I keep thinking about that. A 30-year-old black man named Jordan Neely died on a New York City subway train on Tuesday. He was upset, yelling, possibly in the midst of a...

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I love it when Sporcle gives me a new trophy for an accomplishment they invented but I did 10 years ago. This must be what a 1900s ballplayer feels like when they invent a new baseball stat