Susan OrleanVerified account

@susanorlean

Writer, writer, writer. Oh, I also write.

New York
Joined December 2007

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  1. Teacher tells me my son is being disruptive. I'm, like, HE'S THE UBER OF FIFTH GRADERS

  2. Enter NYC's most enchanted garden—while reads from her book, Floral Ghost.

  3. This Dennis Hastert story makes me sick to my stomach. Awful awful awful.

  4. I've had a bad day but at least I know for sure I'm not named in the Panama Papers.

  5. Would I get more done via phone calls? At least they happen in the moment and don't linger like ghosts to be dealt with (or not).

  6. Overall, is email a net good? I feel like I spend a crushing amount of time writing it, replying to it, organizing it.

  7. Excited for this weekend's LA Bookfest. This rain is worrying but it'll be dry by then. I'm speaking Sun at 10:30 am. Please come!

  8. Of course, maybe whoever wrote it really was the spawn of Ayn Rand and God.

  9. This Scarlet Tanager was just rescued after an impact at the Gato Building. It has head trauma and is being treated.

  10. Where was this one: "I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God"? Anyone recall?

  11. See, if only the Donner Party knew the value of a comma...

  12. Let's eat Grandma.

  13. Just got a new makeup mirror and realize I've looked like a clown for the last thirty years. My apologies.

  14. Stumbled on "Last Tango in Halifax". It is SO GOOD.

  15. Lillian Ross. Joan Didion. Janet Malcolm. Jane Kramer. I'm just getting started here, folks.

  16. One of us is taking this game a little too seriously

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