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@susanorlean

Writer, writer, writer. Oh, I also write.

New York
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Joined December 2007
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  1. 7 hours ago

    Teacher tells me my son is being disruptive. I'm, like, HE'S THE UBER OF FIFTH GRADERS

    30 retweets 86 likes
  2. Apr 10

    Enter NYC's most enchanted garden—while reads from her book, Floral Ghost.

    4:00 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    2 retweets 7 likes
  3. 18 hours ago

    Multiple me

    8:50 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  4. Apr 9

    This Dennis Hastert story makes me sick to my stomach. Awful awful awful.

    3 retweets 25 likes
  5. Apr 8

    I've had a bad day but at least I know for sure I'm not named in the Panama Papers.

    27 retweets 106 likes
  6. Apr 8

    Would I get more done via phone calls? At least they happen in the moment and don't linger like ghosts to be dealt with (or not).

    4 retweets 24 likes
  7. Apr 8

    Overall, is email a net good? I feel like I spend a crushing amount of time writing it, replying to it, organizing it.

    4 retweets 25 likes
  8. Apr 7

    Excited for this weekend's LA Bookfest. This rain is worrying but it'll be dry by then. I'm speaking Sun at 10:30 am. Please come!

    4 retweets 13 likes
  9. Apr 6

    Of course, maybe whoever wrote it really was the spawn of Ayn Rand and God.

    2 retweets 9 likes
  10. Apr 6 Key West, FL

    This Scarlet Tanager was just rescued after an impact at the Gato Building. It has head trauma and is being treated.

    10:05 AM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
    15 retweets 72 likes
  11. Apr 6

    Where was this one: "I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God"? Anyone recall?

    2 retweets 11 likes
  12. Apr 6

    See, if only the Donner Party knew the value of a comma...

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  13. Apr 6

    Let's eat Grandma.

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  14. Apr 6

    Hilarious.

    My favorite serial comma example: "Among those interviewed were [Merle Haggard's] two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall.”
    48 retweets 77 likes
  15. Apr 6

    Just got a new makeup mirror and realize I've looked like a clown for the last thirty years. My apologies.

    8 retweets 48 likes
  16. Apr 6

    Stumbled on "Last Tango in Halifax". It is SO GOOD.

    3 retweets 17 likes
  17. Apr 5

    This says it all

    2:02 PM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
    31 retweets 69 likes
  18. Apr 4

    Lillian Ross. Joan Didion. Janet Malcolm. Jane Kramer. I'm just getting started here, folks.

    18 retweets 62 likes
  20. Apr 3

    One of us is taking this game a little too seriously

    9:43 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
    10 retweets 48 likes

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