Suz Tucker

@susannaht

Editor in Chief of executive realness.

Joined January 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    THIS PERSON FAKED FAINTING TO SEE WHAT THEIR DOG WOULD DO

    1,170 replies 41,280 retweets 81,126 likes
  2. Jun 6

    Okay!

    Elevator travels 47 mph!
  3. Jun 6

    ICYMI: Alanis Morissette has written a musical based on Jagged Little Pill. Shotgun "Uninvited" for my audition.

    2 likes
  4. Jun 5

    Will course correct in order to walk past a puppy even if at serious inconvenience to myself.

    1 like
  5. Jun 4

    Dudes, can someone assist me with a streaming link for Game 2? I'll take a Periscope from the bleachers.

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Stevie Nicks did a women's self-defense manual in 1983, anyway long story short here's your new laptop wallpaper

    52 replies 968 retweets 2,337 likes
  7. Jun 1

    According to most documents I've filled out in the last 6 months my birth year is 2017.

  8. Jun 1

    Drinking Oyster Bay sauvi b at my desk. Hi I'm a white 30-something female. Would anyone like to talk about which SATC character they are?

    1 like
  9. Jun 1

    I, 'Susan', am a thought-leader on aggressively ugly yet comfortable fashion trends

    1 like
  10. May 31

    How tall is too tall for a human man to be and walk a dachshund without looking one hundred per cent disturbing

  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    Larry's ready

    3 retweets 5 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    get in line, bitch

    . says Trump is home alone, stressed out, gaining weight, realizing job isn't good fit for him.
    16 replies 2,580 retweets 8,130 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 28

    Okay what the fuck are we doing here exactly.

    130 replies 194 retweets 2,051 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 20
    Replying to

    HAIR STYLIST: I'm not quite sure what you- ASSANGE: I wanna look like the porn director who rats to the cops

    231 replies 2,591 retweets 9,506 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 20

    they don't raise punks in australia -- everyone there is made of concrete

    0:06
    Patty Mills forever
    14 replies 465 retweets 1,105 likes
  16. May 18

    The term "bomb-diggity" turned up in an email, signalling the official conclusion of my holiday.

    3 likes
  17. May 18
    Replying to

    Just realised I typed "I've been fire" from 9 jobs instead of "I've been fired". I was not 🔥 at those gigs. Let it be known.

    1 like
  18. May 18
    Replying to

    5 times were because I'd searched "Chris Cornell naked in field of canola flowers" on office time.

    1 reply
  19. May 18
    Replying to

    And remember I've been fire from nine jobs.

    1 reply
  20. May 18
    Replying to

    Still listen to it several times in a row, I mean. Yeah I'm quite old. And love Audioslave too.

    1 reply

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