In awe at the siKILL ME
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Which sounds like an ingenious storage solution from Argos.
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In Liverpool we would refer to him as the Incredible Grock.
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I thought that, too. A few lads and girls in my old school were labelled Grocks (I had to Google the phrase 'absolute unit', though, never heard it before and figured it must be a Southern thing)
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... though Captain the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has a ring to it
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Funny you should say that. Unfortunately they abbreviated it.pic.twitter.com/HKsA3yWJSA
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I once had an idea for a British superhero called Green Sovereign who was basically Green Lantern, but a chav and only used the ring to chuck green cocks at people.... Then DC comics politely asked me to leave their car park and to stop shouting ideas at their offices.
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Point is: all superheroes would be better if they were british!
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@lymestonebrewer Katie can't believe you're English if you have that little faith in our mastery of own language.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I just spat out my tea
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