"Damn, just turned on the news and seen that men who never got pussy in school
Are makin' laws about what women can do" - Drake
Sheeeeeshhhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Sunee Dhaliwal
@sunnydcomedy
comedian/sneaker enthusiasts/ I have a checkings and a savings
linktr.ee/sunnydcomedyJoined October 2009
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I don't know why, but this got me 🤣🤣🤣
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small is almost the same price as a large too. middle class got shot in the back of the head.
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they secretly killed the medium sized beverage
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The fantabulous is headlining at Yuk Yuk’s Calgary this weekend, with in the middle and Kevin Stobo hosting.
It’s gonna be a time! Get your tickets at yukyuks.com or call 403-258-2028.
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Great name for a band... "Finger ganger"
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Depressed it’s Monday? don’t worry it’s time to plan next weekend. And you know when that starts? Yes that’s right Thursday. Look at these amazing comedians we have you for at only £7.50 backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/backyard #Comedians #ComedyClub #BethnalGreen #EastLondon
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Great hopping on with Jimmy today and capping the full night of NBA games
Let's get this cash
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Betting with the Bag Wed show pops off in 1hr at 11amEST on @PubSportsRadio. Can't wait for this show! We open with NHL, before @josebouquett and I cap the MLB playoffs. Then we move on to NCAAF football before we are joined by @sunnydcomedy to break down this 13 game NBA card.
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Betting with the Bag Wed show pops off in 1hr at 11amEST on . Can't wait for this show! We open with NHL, before and I cap the MLB playoffs. Then we move on to NCAAF football before we are joined by to break down this 13 game NBA card.
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Here me out;
Jack Harlows 'Nail tech' video ↔️ Drakes 'Started from the bottom' video
"this guy has so much 'Exco' energy" -
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I love seeing all these great comedians from across North America enjoying our city and our festival. Tonight are their last shows. yegcomedy.com
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#FridayFive: 5 shows not to miss in #Halifax (October 3-9).
Here is what we are most excited about on stages around town next week with shows from
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I’m jealous of all the young stand-up comedians who have pristine video footage of themselves on stage.
I come from a time when comedy clubs recorded comedians using their own club-camera, burned DVDs for us to take home, and let us discover that all the discs were blank.
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I have never been met with more incompetence in my life
Great to have comedian join us for our live broadcast from Rifflandia. Listen live: cbc.ca/listen/live-ra
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Ugh why do people have to be so damn selfish and take persons life! 💔. I know it was because of something stupid! 💔
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Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 need to get on that cast again, was way too fun
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Happy birthday to the hilarious @sunnydcomedy !
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Many years ago on this day, I was born.
Forget what happened yesterday I'm focused on the future and new beginnings.
I'm smiling so heavy because the actual owner of that #Maybach was not happy I was so close to his car.
Click the link in the bio for up coming shows
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"[My grandma's] such a team player, she's the Scottie Pippen of our family" -
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Man, I love Drake...... There I said it.
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"it's not just about information, because cigarette packages have warnings and people still smoke, it's also about who's giving that information" - Jay Z
Bet on yourself. ❤️
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sunnee, your joke recall is super human, it's a skill i wish i had. it's amazing.
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Love watching amateur comics in Vancouver. I listen to their jokes, offer advice or tags and they in return think I'm an egotistical asshole 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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Fuckin preach 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Dear white people as we approach these summer months just know there isn’t a single Black person in the world who wants to hear “I’m almost as dark as you” #wandawisdom
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Her: "I'm looking for someone that's very conscious of themselves"
Me: "I'm soo self conscious"
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Because of the arm thing?
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This happened to me when my Netflix special came out. I got a long email in Portuguese. Fed it into a translator which revealed that the email was just telling me they hated it.
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When you're good at comedy, you don't get to work with your peers. Ask me the last time I've seen with ? CBC Gem
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Things may get pretty Goofy in “Spicy Food & Disnleyland” with , , , and . Tune in today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!
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This #May, we're celebrating #AsianHeritageMonth on The #ComedyTheme! Tonight at 8pmET, I'm kicking things off w/ #standup from , , & more! It's on , ch. 168, ! Themes:
💦Dating/Marriage
👩👦Parents/Kids
🎭Entertainment
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is someone at city hall fucking a dental hygienist?
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Tonight, City Hall will light up purple for National Dental Hygienists Week. #ndhw22
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54 years ago today.
One week after my 5th birthday.
You were gone.
Assassinated for answering a call to conscience, for speaking truth to power, for being a drum major for justice who sought to rid the world of racism, militarism and poverty.
I miss you. Still. Always.
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