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Paulo Coelho Alves Retweeted
So that Universal Paperclips game is meta The computer manipulates the human race into destroying itself to fulfill its goal of turning the universe into paperclips Which sounds absurd except that its very nature as a clicker game gets people to skip meals and loss sleep
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Getting to 30 means scheduling a doctors appointment when a migraine refuses to go away after a week. Hooray, growing up!
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Maybe this will be the year when I take proper care of my physical, mental and emotional health.
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finally convinced @lovethebomb_ to watch LOTR
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Heh, in the Brazilian dub of the newest Star Wars film, Luke is dubbed by Jorge Lucas. Jorge... Lucas.
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“Alexa, show me BLACK MIRROR.” [Alexa stifles a laugh]
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if you start DIE HARD at exactly 9:58:13 on new year’s eve, you can see hans gruber fall off nakatomi plaza which is better than any ball drop or nye countdown. you’re welcome.
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Here’s to being sick during Christmas.
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But seriously, porgs. Porgs are kind of the best.
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The Last Jedi was amazing and a major improvement over The Force Awakens & maybe most Star Wars movies before it. I loved pretty much all of it, including that one scene where Luke gleefully drinks green milk after milking a giant alien.
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I'm crying laughing... "Alexa... are you connected to the CIA?" "Alexa... you are lying to me." - Alex Jones' hard hitting back and forth interview with an Amazon Echo. He's not gonna let it get away with ANYTHING.pic.twitter.com/GxguDBLMST
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here’s (finally!) the first official trailer for the new interactive movie/story/game deal from the creator of HER STORYhttps://twitter.com/mrsambarlow/status/938414219904667649 …
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When you just want to share cool track but end up learning about the Nephilim, a race of aliens/fallen angels/genetically evolved humans.pic.twitter.com/0jLtZe8wvf
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Had a dream about rich people people chanting “aristomoney not barista money” and I’m not 100% what it means but it was scary as fuck.
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