SueCorvette 

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I might like you better if we slept together but there’s something in your eyes that says maybe. Co-host of Monday’s Sunshine & Sweets tweet call

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2014.

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    Thanks on online shopping, I’m the best dressed recluse you’ll never meet.

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    inventor, of the hovercraft: im looking for the patent office guy, on the street: first left down there then a hard right inventor: *pulls down goggles* oh fuck

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    I could never be your muse. I’m more of a siren. A loud, obnoxious siren

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    Be loving to people, even when their frustration causes them to say what they really don't mean. Showing love & kindness can lift them up when they feel as if the world is against them. Try a little understanding, some compassion & less judgement. And cake. Lots of cake.

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    [At the dump] Agent Doofus: I don't think we'll find it here. Agent Funghi: Agents Mulder and Scully told us that the truth is out there. I think it ended up here. So, you check this pile of wet deflated basketballs and I'll sort this moldy box of Playboys.

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    fuckboi is not a term of endearment.

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    Fun Names For A Porn Studio: CreamWorks Dixar Jizney 20th Century Fux Touchbone

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    Love is never having to say you're sorry Lust is never having to say you're horny

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    You type out your words They appear on my screen Maybe songs you have sung Sometimes things that you've seen They enter my mind Vivid imagery So loving, so honest As if speaking to me Who would have thought Words written online Could travel so far From your heart to mine

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    [1984, Australian Record Store] Clerk: Did you know that if you play that Judas Priest album backwards you can hear rock and roll?

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    !!!!!!!! TWEET CALL! !!!!!!!!!!! It’s drop a link to a tweet that maybe didn’t get the attention you felt it deserved.

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    “Give me the Beets boys and free my soul...” - Dwight Schrute Probably - Doug Funnie Maybe - Guy buying knockoff headphones at a flea market Possibly

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    96 is how dyslexics engage in mutual oral.

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    The point at which freezing rain becomes snow is when it learns how to love itself

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    her: my milksnake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like... boys: ...what the fuck is wrong with you, Brenda?

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    When anxiety returns after a brief moment of happiness

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    Love: We’ll eat nachos in bed Lust: We’ll lick nacho cheese off each other

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    Me: not much to do tonight, do you wanna..... Do that thing I like. Wife: not tonight I'm too tired. Me: fine, I'll go to look round the hardware shop on my own. But it's just not the same.

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    1950s: ~letter~ My darling, the evening we shared last night was one of the most special of my life. Your family was most welcoming. I look forward to getting to know them better and asking for your hand in marriage. 2020: ~text~ Damn, girl. I think you gave me pink eye.

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    My love language includes the phrase “Wanna go to Target?”

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    A fun thing I like to do is let all four of my one year old kittens each inhale a good long breath of the fresh coffee grounds before I pour them into the pot

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