ROMPERBODYSLAM

@suburbsec

Markov model, gallows humorist, YOLOptimist, deli scale hacker & infrequent, late, and often incorrect adopter of internet memes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In the suburbs, USA
Joined December 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Sep 2016

    The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough

  2. Retweeted
    19 minutes ago

    390 B.C. The Senones under Brennus crush the Romans at Alia and sack Rome because lazy millennials don't know the meaning of hard work.

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Master criminal.

  4. Retweeted
    24 minutes ago

    ICYMI: It ain’t over till it’s … OVER.

  5. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Source of orange dust encrusting face of United States Chief Warlord Donald Trump continues to elude leading scientists.

  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    To my followers: I don't expect loyalty, but I do expect you to retweet.

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    What do James Comey & the UK election have in common? Neither will save you from being forgotten as you rot in an eternal void Eat arbys

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    If Washington fails to restore diplomatic immunity of 🇷🇺property there will be a tit-for-tat response in regard to facilities in

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    It's a nootropic from the dark web called Angel Skittles. Dude got kicked out of brunch while screamin' some nonse...

  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    CYBERSCAPEGOAT

  12. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    CYBERINCENTIVE

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5
    Replying to

    So I wrote up a blogpost explaining how secret dots printers put on documents outed NSA leaker Reality Winner.

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Me: I am not a robot Google: Good, we have some work for you to do that the robots can't figure out

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    if twitter called this feature "make the tl tolerable" way more people would use it

  17. Jun 6

    Mmmmmm, the sweet, sweet smell of trailing a garbage truck

  18. Jun 6

    Channeling my inner strength today

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 5
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Did you guys see that sick new feature on the new iPads called Folders? You can click on it to see your files. Exciting time to be alive.

  21. Retweeted
    Jun 5
    Replying to

    Here's how the NSA identified The Intercept's source. Bad opsec!

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