ROMPERBODYSLAM

@suburbsec

Markov model, gallows humorist, YOLOptimist, deli scale hacker & infrequent, late, and often incorrect adopter of internet memes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In the suburbs, USA
Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Sep 2016

    The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough

    0:14
    Zapp presents Donald J Trump quotations from the presidential debate.
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  2. Retweeted
    19 minutes ago

    390 B.C. The Senones under Brennus crush the Romans at Alia and sack Rome because lazy millennials don't know the meaning of hard work.

    2 retweets 10 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Master criminal.

    46 replies 941 retweets 1,277 likes
  4. Retweeted
    24 minutes ago

    ICYMI: It ain’t over till it’s … OVER.

    15 replies 417 retweets 712 likes
  5. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Source of orange dust encrusting face of United States Chief Warlord Donald Trump continues to elude leading scientists.

    14 replies 263 retweets 412 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    To my followers: I don't expect loyalty, but I do expect you to retweet.

    33 replies 216 retweets 575 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    What do James Comey & the UK election have in common? Neither will save you from being forgotten as you rot in an eternal void Eat arbys

    30 replies 3,393 retweets 7,670 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    If Washington fails to restore diplomatic immunity of 🇷🇺property there will be a tit-for-tat response in regard to facilities in

    , , and 6 others
    559 replies 369 retweets 236 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Given that he's 6'8", looked into whether can dunk.

    1 reply 12 retweets 34 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    It's a nootropic from the dark web called Angel Skittles. Dude got kicked out of brunch while screamin' some nonse...

    2 replies 77 retweets 148 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    ＣＹＢＥＲＳＣＡＰＥＧＯＡＴ

    3 retweets
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    Jun 7

    ＣＹＢＥＲＩＮＣＥＮＴＩＶＥ

    1 retweet 1 like
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Good morning! Today's is 'catercorner'

    79 replies 236 retweets 582 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5
    Replying to

    So I wrote up a blogpost explaining how secret dots printers put on documents outed NSA leaker Reality Winner.

    51 replies 1,185 retweets 1,094 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Me: I am not a robot Google: Good, we have some work for you to do that the robots can't figure out

    6 replies 158 retweets 304 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    if twitter called this feature "make the tl tolerable" way more people would use it

    77 replies 413 retweets 2,242 likes
  17. Jun 6

    Mmmmmm, the sweet, sweet smell of trailing a garbage truck

  18. Jun 6

    Channeling my inner strength today

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    oh no

    67 replies 3,352 retweets 9,351 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Did you guys see that sick new feature on the new iPads called Folders? You can click on it to see your files. Exciting time to be alive.

    11 replies 65 retweets 335 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 5
    Replying to

    Here's how the NSA identified The Intercept's source. Bad opsec!

    192 replies 2,085 retweets 2,511 likes

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