James Tarter-Fox

@SuburbanStoic

I came out of a vagina, and going back in to one is how I hope to die. Coincidentally my favorite hobby is spelunking.

Space, or Cincinnati, OH.
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Joined August 2009
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  1. 25 May 2014

    I don't understand this Tinder game. How do I win?

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  2. Retweeted
    24 May 2014

    If we give everybody guns, then everybody who is mentally ill can shoot everybody else who is mentally ill. Problem solved.

    20 replies 66 retweets 186 likes
  3. Retweeted
    24 May 2014

    That the phrase "latest shooting" exists should HORRIFY us. But we've become used to it. Which is...horrifying.

    173 replies 3,630 retweets 2,972 likes
  4. 24 May 2014

    For a guy who was about setting a whole state on fire, George T. Sherman was a pretty cool dude.

  5. 23 May 2014

    The radio at work needs to stop with the Dashboard Confessional. I'm not emotionally equipped to handle it right now.

  6. 6 Oct 2013

    Yo Katniss Everdeen Ima letchu finish but Kate Bishop is the greatest fictional female archer of all time, of all time!

  7. 28 Jun 2013

    I'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't support gay rights, then fuck you.

  8. Retweeted
    29 May 2013

    Netflix got Cadet Kelly. My life couldn't be more perfect right now.

    2 retweets 1 like
  9. Retweeted
    30 May 2013

    Thanks, Disney Jr. but I had a "Henry Hugglemonster Day" years ago. It's why I'm not allowed in Wyoming.

    32 replies 138 retweets 177 likes
  10. 29 May 2013

    I'm pretty livid hasp is a word. I'm pretty stoked livid is a word though.

  11. Retweeted
    26 May 2013

    This Memorial Day I encourage everybody to remember our Armed Forces and forget Amanda Bynes.

    45 replies 736 retweets 401 likes
  12. Retweeted
    26 May 2013

    Bakula's trying to quantum leap into Damon.

    16 replies 37 retweets 69 likes
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    26 May 2013

    I would trade my car to see a Jim Nabors/Dom Deluise concert.

    16 replies 54 retweets 81 likes
  14. Retweeted
    27 May 2013
    Replying to

    “: I won't ever forget tonight! I love my new home .”< Congrats bro! Bummed I was on a flight and missed it. RESPECT

    6 retweets 5 likes
  15. 25 May 2013

    If you're play the game "I can't tell if that dude is Asian or Hispanic", the answer is Filipino.

    1 like
  16. Retweeted
    25 May 2013

    Jealous that gets to tweet about taking a lie detector test about rape charges and all I'm doing is helping make homemade candy

    21 replies 92 retweets 102 likes
  17. Retweeted
    25 May 2013

    Don't you hate it when you see a little kid laughing or smiling. It's like STOP IT THE WORLD IS A TERRIBLE PLACE GROW UP!!!

    43 replies 1,579 retweets 1,202 likes
  18. 19 May 2013

    Y'ALL SHAPESHIFTING LIZARD PEOPLE NEED TO FIND CHRIST. JUST DON'T EAT HIM THIS TIME.

  19. Retweeted
    18 May 2013

    Just went to Monticello. Man, Jefferson did everything! He was like James Franco, but with slaves! saiddonaldgloverbuttheslavething

    73 replies 915 retweets 858 likes
  20. 11 May 2013

    Pussy Control at the Main Entrance without , dark times indeed.

    1 reply 2 likes

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