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I love how they describe Cambridge as "a new england college town," not, y'know, a major suburb of Boston.
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Honestly the whole thing just read “RED FLAGS” from the word go, and never let up
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Further plot twist: Schuman has a daughter named Maria Pia, but she appears to be an entirely different person
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That kicker...
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The whole thing is bananas, but is it really news? The fact that it hasn’t generated any reactions or hot takes other than WTF suggests to me that it isn’t really worthy of national attention.
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Oh, it's entirely just bananas.
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it is BONKERS
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