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probably just Baader-Meinhof that the robot seems to have moods
Rebooting...
last chance to block everyone who paid $8 for a blue check, get it while you can
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To celebrate Musk stopping free API usage, we've created a block list of all paid Blue subs. All 268K of them, currently 225K on the list. We intend to go out blocking everyone who pays to get their content promoted in searches and replies! #BlockTheBlue theblockbot.com/show-blocks/9B
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I thought this was an episode of Top Gear
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i miss when the internet was made for autistic people that never left the house because im gonna be honest having to make small talk with google to otherwise get the same answers sounds like a fresh new circle of hell twitter.com/stevenouri/sta
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Peggy Hill's Twitter drafts look a lot like mine
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We also need to give David Wain a boatload of money.
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Anyone notice there's way more forces than there used to be? Or is it just me twitter.com/radical_ivy/st
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i liked skinamarink a lot but it's annoying seeing a bunch of critics calling it "genre redefining" and stuff when it's one of the purest examples in decades of a weird experiment thats too singular and hermetic to have *any* impact on broader trends. theres nowhere to go from it
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these are the four most detailed shots from the entire movie
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I love Skinamarink but I'm also a big fan of anyone mocking Skinamarink. Blair Witch had to go through the same thing and that was back when there was something of an actual monoculture. So to get a little taste of that again is nice. twitter.com/KingMoleMan/st
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Barker: what is this, you're just filming legos for an hour and a half?
Ball: not just legos
Ball: check it out there's a flickering television too
King: oh that's pretty scary
Ball: it's playing public domain cartoons
King: OH SHIT D:
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saw Skinamarink
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(public-domain version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit) Well well well, if it isn't The Old Pincushion Man. Terror of Balloony Land
(half an hour in) "say, does this movie ever fuckin' *start*?"
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Skinamarink is like somebody saw "Jingling Keys 2 Hours" and went "how can I make the exact opposite of that"
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What do you think they're gonna say, the balloon got us? that we got got by a balloon?
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Notable: US officials say they were able to block the balloon from gathering intel during its overflight of the US, while the US military was able to turn the tables, so to speak, to gather intel on the balloon itself and its equipment.
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I see no way AI voice deepfakes could ever be abused to sow political confusion.
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this is why i can't go to another website if anyone ever spoke to me like this i would go bananas twitter.com/arlingtonaf/st
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This is 100% because catshit or someone told him that a friend told his friend told his cousin that Ferris paid 1k to be verified at the 31 flavors twitter.com/Variety/status
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Quick tip for those new to Twitter: The ❤️ button is the "I Ain't Tryin' To Be An Asshole" button. If you don't press it before engaging with a stranger's Tweet, most Twitter users will make the default assumption that you're trying to be an asshole (which is usually correct)
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See also: people who've jumped ship for Mastodon saying they're seeing more engagement with a tenth of their follower account from Twitter twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit
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it makes it look like every QT is a dunk so savage the quoter got blocked for it. Like even the basic reblog accounts like Pop Base decided to go off blocking left and right today
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Some of y'all are getting a little too familiar
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The new standard of toughness in the GOP: posing with a gun and boasting about how you personally would shoot down a balloon.
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is anybody else seeing the thing where absolutely every quote-tweet fails to load its quoted tweet?
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A universal truth is that those who talk the most about Personal Responsibility are also the people least likely to take any personal responsibility for anything
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cahoots
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The pentagon waiting to shoot down a Chinese spy balloon the size of three school buses over the ocean instead of, you know, potentially neighborhoods, is absolutely about to become a conspiracy theory and I cannot wait to see what they do with that material
OK, I remembered it, it was "girls will watch ten b movies for a random horror podcast but refuse to watch a single episode of MST3K". she replied "the thing is I don't like them cutting in with dad jokes every 15 seconds"
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"so I grabbed the hand of the fourth-dimensional hypergnome and crossed beyond the bounds of time and space, y'know, like y'do"
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I think this is one of the reasons I could never really get into the Animorphs books, the text regularly just casually describing scenes that would look like something out of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure if you took a second to actually visualize them
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with people talking about animorphs recently, I was reminded of this drawing I did in 2016 I think? depicting a scene from the andalite chronicles
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now I'm rapidly combing through my browsing history trying to remember what the inspiration for this tweet was when I scheduled it
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Japanese words are left untranslated because there's no way to convey "hentai" in English. Russian words are untranslated only when they make something sound scarier, like "tsar". Chinese words get both at once, to show someone is a real Zhongguo tong, or "smartass"
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"Quietly devastating sci-fi with a Parks & Rec guy" really cleaning up as a subgenre lately
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