Jay HathawayVerified account

@strutting

Senior writer, Daily Dot. Ex-Gawker. I’m a coffee achiever, Sam.

Seattle 2072
Joined March 2007

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  2. how good u think it succ

  3. merritt’s twitter is the only good twitter tbh and merritt’s podcasts are also good. just my opinion.

  4. Never forget Zooey Wowee.

  5. A few times Ive been around that track so it's not just gonna happen like that cause I ain't no Houellebecq girl I ain't no Houellebecq girl

  6. Okay. Someone was saying how much she hates michel houellebecq and I could have but didn't tweet her "you ain't no houellebecq girl." :-((

  7. itll get two favs and maybe some distant goodwill, but i will always know that i once accurately applied the pun: 'aint no houellebecq girl'

  8. Ask her why she hasn't read "Submission" Cuz she ain't no Houellebecq girl Ain't no Houellebecq girlllll (also it's racist)

  9. I ain't no Houellebecq-Girl.

  10. Counterpoint, though: the Momus anthology is out and it’s called “Pubic Intellectual,” so not everything is apocalyptically terrible.

  11. For the record, this from Thiel was definitive, 100 percent smarm:

  12. Attn: corrections/clarifications desk

  13. Thank god Twitter is finally banning men.

  14. Fuck. Everyone there is great and I hope they get piles of Univision money.

  15. I really, really wish more people knew this

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