Jay HathawayVerified account

@strutting

Senior writer, Daily Dot. I’m a coffee achiever, Sam.

Seattle 2072
Joined March 2007

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  1. haven’t we been through enough

  2. Addison Timlin is lowkey the best at Twitter.

  3. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a vape dripping on a human face forever.

  4. Picasso v. Duchamp: Dada Justice

  5. A pretty good name for a new guy would be Durd Morbless. "Who's that?" Oh, that's the new guy, Durd Morbless.

  6. I will vote for the first candidate to propose a Spotify setting that prioritizes the “explicit” versions of songs.

  7. Pro Tip: Set up a TextExpander snippet to change TK to “X gon’ give it to ya.”

  8. “most dreams don’t come true, especially the good ones.” - excellent media strategy

  9. People like to say that something is “everything,” but meeting is everything.

  10. My 4 yr old daughter, seeing the watermelon, asks me "why is media twitter so gullible daddy?" "I don't know, sweetheart, I don't know."

  11. Your girl not home and colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Wyd?

  12. “`22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222” - text message from my cat to my wife

  13. More like Bernie Banters innit m8. Cheeky.

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