"Thanks for writing in to the Stripe Support team! A member of our team will be with you in approximately 11 minute(s)." 
@stripe
Hm, this seems a bit longer than what we'd like to take to get back to you. Do you mind sharing more information about how you're trying to reach us?
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Live chat on http://stripe.com
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We were particularly busy earlier today—sorry about that. You should expect to see a better response time in normal circumstances. If you still need some help, feel free to DM with your details and we'll be happy to jump in!https://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=102812444 …
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