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@StrensmsCo

The Official Strens'ms Twitter Account. Strens'ms Co. was founded in 1906 by Winchibald Dickie Strens and John Bull Apostrophe-Ms.

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  1. 11 Aug 2015

    Coming soon: Strens'ms Horse Milk! Now with more pulp! *Pairs great with fish.

    5 replies 21 retweets 108 likes
  2. 3 Jun 2015

    Try new Strens'ms™ Just-Add-Water Home STD Test! "We put the EASE in STDs!"

    1 reply 16 retweets 59 likes
  3. 14 Jan 2015

    There's "exciting" "things" on the horizon from Strens'ms Co!

    4 replies 21 retweets 103 likes
  4. 13 Nov 2014

    aP3 not kiLL aP3;

    1 reply 9 likes
  5. 23 Jul 2014

    To those asking, NO, Strens'ms will have no presence at . We will be at the Tempe TrashBash selling 'T'rash Bags - Rash Ointment™'

    26 likes
  6. 2 Jul 2014

    Sorry for our absence, consumers. The laboratory gorillas got out and changed all the passwords. Stole one of their phones to post this. -cs

    4 replies 7 retweets 49 likes
  7. In reply to
    13 Jun 2014

    . Come Along Condoms had to go back to R&D. Walls between the tandem wieners were too thin and our testers felt each other muchly.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  8. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    " What shipping options do you have for a Canadian?" We are no longer allowed to ship people— Canadian or otherwise. Thanks, Obama.

    2 replies 26 retweets 80 likes
  9. Retweeted
    6 Jun 2014

    What shipping options do you have for a Canadian?

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  10. 6 Jun 2014

    “@_joemorrissey_: Received my Lima Bean in the post. There were two in the bag, what do I do??” Burn it.

    1 reply 17 likes
  11. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    “: do you have a website?” My great grandfather didn't believe in technology. We're trying to make it happen. -Skrimmy

    1 reply 8 likes
  12. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    . But worry not! You can redeem your voucher at any Lonely Man Outfitters for Strens'ms' Hug Classic™. -Clance

    1 retweet 7 likes
  13. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    . The OMH was officially retired when NEW HUG™ was introduced in 1997. It was replaced in 1999 with Strens'ms' Hug Classic!

    1 retweet 6 likes
  14. 6 Jun 2014

    . Teige, Braupe, and Aunt Ireina's Left Foot Before She Had Her Procedure are all in stock now! -Clance

    3 likes
  15. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    “: How small is the Strens'ms Small Blanket?” The Strens'ms Small Blanket™ is available in Small, Medium, and Large.

    3 replies 20 retweets 64 likes
  16. Retweeted
    6 Jun 2014

    my dad loves your shit

    2 retweets 9 likes
  17. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    “: hey I found stale shit in my strens'ms, why is that?” Apologies, please DM address, will overnight fresh shit.

    1 reply 5 retweets 22 likes
  18. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    “: where can I find a location that carries your water crackers? Need for an event.” product is not intended for events.

    4 retweets 34 likes
  19. In reply to
    6 Jun 2014

    “: what do I do if my extra nut wasn't given to charity?” Thanks for asking! Whatever you do don't eat it.

    1 reply 5 retweets 23 likes
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