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Coming soon: Strens'ms Horse Milk! Now with more pulp! *Pairs great with fish.
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Try new Strens'ms™ Just-Add-Water Home STD Test! "We put the EASE in STDs!"
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There's "exciting" "things" on the horizon from Strens'ms Co!
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aP3 not kiLL aP3;
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To those asking, NO, Strens'ms will have no presence at
#SDCC2014. We will be at the Tempe TrashBash selling 'T'rash Bags - Rash Ointment™' -
Sorry for our absence, consumers. The laboratory gorillas got out and changed all the passwords. Stole one of their phones to post this. -cs
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In reply to Max Mc$wizzle
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@nosedive3 Come Along Condoms had to go back to R&D. Walls between the tandem wieners were too thin and our testers felt each other muchly. -
Strens'ms Official Retweeted
@StrensmsCo What shipping options do you have for a Canadian? -
“@_joemorrissey_: Received my
@StrensmsCo Lima Bean in the post. There were two in the bag, what do I do??” Burn it. -
In reply to G.
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@TyeGeorge:@StrensmsCo do you have a website?” My great grandfather didn't believe in technology. We're trying to make it happen. -Skrimmy -
In reply to Scott Dietz
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@mudgeonline But worry not! You can redeem your voucher at any Lonely Man Outfitters for Strens'ms' Hug Classic™. -Clance -
In reply to Scott Dietz
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@mudgeonline The OMH was officially retired when NEW HUG™ was introduced in 1997. It was replaced in 1999 with Strens'ms' Hug Classic! -
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@marissasharpie Teige, Braupe, and Aunt Ireina's Left Foot Before She Had Her Procedure are all in stock now! -Clance -
In reply to Sean
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@svoltz27:@StrensmsCo How small is the Strens'ms Small Blanket?” The Strens'ms Small Blanket™ is available in Small, Medium, and Large. -
Strens'ms Official Retweeted
@StrensmsCo my dad loves your shit -
In reply to giancarlo, I guess
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@gianbardales:@StrensmsCo hey I found stale shit in my strens'ms, why is that?” Apologies, please DM address, will overnight fresh shit. -
In reply to Emily Winters
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@Emmlay:@StrensmsCo where can I find a location that carries your water crackers? Need for an event.” product is not intended for events. -
In reply to Trey Grande!
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@treythecray:@StrensmsCo what do I do if my extra nut wasn't given to charity?” Thanks for asking! Whatever you do don't eat it. -
Strens'ms Official followed Audrey Davy, BoDiddy McNasty and Trisha Hershberger
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@MATTHEWBOMAN
I direct videos & cry on cue. PEEP MY REEL! http://bit.ly/N3J2hS Representation:
@werescandinavia
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