Simon Hartley

@streakley

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Cape Town
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Joined July 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Yes, it's true: Adam West and Frank Gorshin got kicked out of a Hollywood orgy for insisting on staying in-character as Batman and Riddler.

    81 replies 6,614 retweets 11,520 likes
  2. 30 minutes ago
    Replying to

    The penny has dropped and now I feel like a terrible person.

    1 like
  3. 39 minutes ago

    The opening monologue of Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close and jussis kid you are intense.

    1 reply
  4. 44 minutes ago

    Kirstenbosch today:

    3 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Awkies: Why the Tshwane free Wi-Fi project is so expensive – R320 million for 1,050 sites via

  6. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    60mm in the catchments this weekend. That's 200 of June's 500 average so far. Keep it coming

    3 retweets 2 likes
  7. 20 hours ago

    cc

    1 reply 1 like
  8. Jun 10

    I will be honest. I swore at Malcolm Marx before the camera was on Ross Cronje.

  9. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Hey that's a risk you have to take if you wanna make... Pair? The fuck is Pair

    80 replies 580 retweets 4,331 likes
  10. Jun 10

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    My father in law's birthday today. This is the cake. Looks like I'm not watching the boks game.
    1 retweet 1 like
  11. Jun 10

  12. Jun 10

    Four & Twenty in Wynberg is overrated. Don't @ me.

    2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Two arsonists arrested in Knysna. Solid source.

    10 replies 37 retweets 23 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Winner used her work computer to google the question: “Do top secret computers know when a thumb drive is inserted?”

    8 replies 13 retweets 48 likes
  15. Jun 9

    Listened to a podcast with Gary Vaynerchuk as guest for all of seven minutes before the “I wanna talk to your manager!” vibes were too much.

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    14 Jun 2016

    INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit

    4 replies 790 retweets 1,275 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    [waits 21 years] or do you?

    1 reply 5 retweets 8 likes
  18. Jun 9

    More powerful than the sun: 👇

    Replying to @streakley
    "somethingsomethingsomething Obrigado! somethingsomething Majimbos!"
    1 reply
  19. Jun 9

    Vida e Caffe welcome shouts as a clean source of energy.

    2 replies 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Worst high 5 of all time...?

    3,215 replies 84,937 retweets 146,110 likes

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