Collin Canning

@strangerscrag

Not an entirely useless person.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Dec 2015

    "entrepreneur" in your twitter bio translates to "I bought these followers"

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  2. Jul 9

    The scariest part of Twister is the scene from The Shining with the twins

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  3. May 28

    Reviewing my Dad's Spotify plays. "Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" -The Velvet Underground. This track often gets lost to the "Venus In Furs" and "Waiting for My Man" era of VU but Sweet Nuthin' is a classic Lou Reed composition, with the soft spoken rock hooks VU is known for. 4/5

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  4. May 18

    I follow my Dad on Spotify so I'm gonna review what he's listening to. Rn it's "Light Up Or Leave Me Alone" by Traffic. An often overlooked group, Traffic is a good blend of Southern Rock and heavier Classic Rock grooves.

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder

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  6. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    once i got so drunk that i liked Coldplay....

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  7. 7 Dec 2018

    When will Pop Tarts realize their fall from breakfast pastry dominence is directly correlated to their reduction of the frosting on top? you have a lot to answer for

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  8. 1 Apr 2018

    I didn't mean to post two Zappa tweets in a row. Or three for that matter.

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  9. 1 Apr 2018

    It took 60 Zappa albums, a year during which I was convinced Grace Slick was the reincarnation of Jesus, a dozen Edm festivals, and shovelling snow from the living room of a guy named "acids" but I've finally realized The Freaks are more enlightened than hippies, whom I dislike.

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  10. 30 Mar 2018

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  11. 9 Mar 2018

    Ok, but where am I going to get a wallet that's in portrait mode?

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  12. Retweeted
    22 Aug 2014

    Thank you Sam Simon, for "Iron helps us play."

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  13. 24 Jan 2018

    Seeing a little kid play lego cops and robbers with his grandmother is both a heartwarming and an easy way to hear a child yell "you're dead, grandma!"

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  14. Retweeted
    22 Feb 2017

    "Our atomic bombs are for peaceful purposes." "Such as?" "Uh...blowing up...wars." - How I Conquered Your Planet

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  15. Retweeted
    5 Mar 2017

    That's the way my detective career has been going from Day 6 (I took the first five days of my career off). - "The Fifty Foot Detective"

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  16. 8 Sep 2017

    Oddjob Vs. Jaws "Slappers Only"

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  17. 8 Sep 2017

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  18. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2016

    Feeling sorry for myself felt good. I tried feeling sorry for others to see if that would feel just as good. It didn't-"DeadMenScareMeStupid

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  19. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2017

    Trump doesn’t act like a President. He acts like Gary Busey playing a President.

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  20. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2017

    I think I hate weed

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  21. 8 Aug 2017

    Phil Hartman wanted to make a live action Troy McClure movie.

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