Stephen Tompkins

@stphntmpkns

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Hazlet, NJ
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Joined April 2011
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  1. Jan 3

    this has me shook

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  2. Dec 31

    I’ve gotten my belly button pierced 15 New Years eves in a row

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  3. 30 Nov 2018

    washes hands once during winter

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  4. 16 Nov 2018

    Could’ve fooled me

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  5. 28 Oct 2018

    “Has there ever been a time when someone wins the World Series and the other team just comes out and kicks their ass?” -my wife

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  6. 21 Oct 2018

    Huge mistake, remembered this scary Halloween display and I’ve had the chills ever since

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  7. 5 Oct 2018

    Now That’s Italian! 19 🇮🇹 This album goes

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  8. 22 Sep 2018

    Boy do I hate seasonal incontinence

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  9. 1 Sep 2018

    Ready to feel old? This is Ed Sheeran now

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  10. 13 Aug 2018

    Tonight my wife and I purchased the world’s greatest ornament

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  11. 14 Jun 2018

    someone's trying to get their ribs back

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  12. 7 May 2018

    I deeply regret my face tattoos

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  13. 5 May 2018

    Cleeeeeeveland!

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  14. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2016

    How a Jude Bill becomes a Jude Law.

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  15. 29 Apr 2018

    This forever

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    My dads mood towards Lebron’s winning shot 💀
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  16. 25 Apr 2018

    MOOD

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  17. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2016

    . I hope this doesn't affect any games tonight!

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  18. 21 Apr 2018

    Oh look, I found Lars’ snare drum he used on St. Anger

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  19. 18 Apr 2018

    Pretty messed up to just print a book about wood on former wood

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  20. Retweeted
    16 Apr 2018

    Today's weather report:

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