stormcab

@stormcab

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Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Sep 2019

    My best so far. MC Hammer - You Can’t Touch This

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  2. 12 hours ago
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  3. 13 hours ago

    So many dog owners are total and utter c***s. From letting their dogs run through wildlife off leads, to leaving dog poo bags dangling from trees, or buying inbred pugs who can’t even breathe 😡

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  4. 18 hours ago
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  5. 21 hours ago

    Just a bit nice 😎

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  6. Mar 22

    Going out for a walk. Sitting in the car outside waiting for the missus like.

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  7. Mar 22

    F*cks me right off when my wife says she’s got to send a birthday card off to a family member and the reply to my “did they send you one?” Is no. She insists as she doesn’t want to cause an issue. 🙄😡

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  8. Mar 22

    Calls for review of road closures after paramedics blocked from 999 emergency by fixed bollard

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  9. Mar 22

    PHEW PHEW PHEW!! I totally forgot to pay my Dartford crossing from yesterday. I didn’t even know I had a set up to pay it automatically 😅😅😅

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  10. Mar 22

    “Ditch the salt” Nope. Salt is essential for proper body functions.

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  11. Mar 22

    “Fibre is essential for our health” Nope

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  12. Mar 22

    Ouch! It’s a national lockdown, and not even 8am yet 😲

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  13. Mar 21

    When a cabby you blocked is being c**nted off by other cabbies you’ve blocked. I now don’t know who to like or keep hating 😂😂

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  14. Mar 21

    Shop sign. “Everything” and in small print “selected lines” 🤔. Did you have to add another “it’s gone”? Is there a line that goes “when it’s gone, it’s back in stock?”.

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  15. Mar 21

    F*ck me I’m enjoying this bad boy 😃.

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  16. Mar 21

    Ever stumble across a song you already own, but it’s remix? F*ck yeah this is class - "A Lover's Holiday (A Jim Burgess Mix)" by Change on Amazon Music.

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  17. Mar 21

    Took me a second 😂😂

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  18. Mar 21

    Thank feck for wellies 😅😅

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 21
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  20. Mar 21

    F*cking OUCH!! When you don’t read warning notices and touch the fence. My hand is now numb 😂😂

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  21. Mar 21

    Easiest food prep in the world. 2 500g packs of diced beef shin, onion, tomato, stock cube, seasoned, throw into a slow cooker in under 5 minutes. Leave over night. Now just need to cook a batch of rice and I’ve got superfood meals for the next 3-4 days. Total cost about £8 👊

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