the fact that your dad can't swim as a full grown man explains a lot about how you became you.
The time my dad almost drown before my wedding @barstoolsports #MikeAndDaveNeedWeddingDatespic.twitter.com/qdxJzuOLOb
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need Mr. Portnoy on
@PardonMyTake to tell his side of the story@BarstoolBigCat@PFTCommenter@hen_easeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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my 7y/o niece had to get the Heimlich maneuver about two hours before mine. Choked on a strawberry
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we need way more about this story. Blog it with a pic of him drenched in his suit.
#mustreadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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