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Having a car is integral to life in the Midwest!pic.twitter.com/XCcUtvx031
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By 2025 cybercriminal phishing attacks will be the best leading indicator of outbreak severityhttps://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/coronavirus-phishing-attacks-are-actively-targeting-the-us/ …
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Still secretly want to be a plant biologist. Is it too late?
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Fun follow-up, my university’s IT ticketing system just hangs on “submitting” when I click it.
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Which is going to be more complicated, our university enterprise licensing scheme for Office, Adobe products, or Matlab? The answer may surprise you!
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I really wish I could get my laptop detailed, the way I can get my car detailed. Like, take it into the Genius Bar, pay $50, and it comes out clean and like new an hour later.
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Eric Jonas Retweeted
ML conferences should also start having COI slides, ... some talks feel like advertisements. So many faculty have "dual" industry-academia roles now in ML.https://twitter.com/TravisEGibson/status/1222560126550196224 …
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If you want to change my mind on this you should invite me to give a talk!
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Invited talks are such a weird thing to put on your CV. Half my “invited talks” are “a friend of mine wanted to spend department/corporate money to hang out” and the other half are “I invited myself because I was in town anyway.”
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As a professor the punishment for messing up the schedule in your seminar is that you suddenly find yourself having to present a paper last-minute! God help us all!
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20 years from now there will be an entire cohort of tenured CS faculty with incredibly nuanced opinions about dog breeds and no one will remember why
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I just received a fellowship announcement and wanted to apply but it is only open to graduate students :(
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You would think I’d be better at the things I’m supposed to be good at!
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Everything about our university reimbursement workflow feels like a phishing attack, from the random-in-time contentless notifications down to the fact that it doesn’t bother to use the our SSO infrastructure. “Type your password into this web form if you want money”, they said!
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Man I just recommended Dayan and Abbott to someone and now I’m all nostalgic for the systems neuro life I didn’t live.
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Continuing the fun state propaganda in this week’s
@TheEconomist — guys can we just stick to the tone-deaf UBS ads please?pic.twitter.com/M09rOKZUIA
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The Prodigy’s “Firestarter” was the first mp3 I ever downloaded, from a sketchy-a-f warez site in like 1996. Early encoders had all sorts of artifacts, and to this day when I hear the song it sounds _wrong_ without those blips
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Man are GPs the only thing that actually works for UQ?
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I’m floored by this ad I saw from US Customs and Border Patrol in this week’s Economist trying to whitewash the privacy implications of wide-scale biometrics deployment. On the bright side, complaining about privacy must make enough noise that they feel compelled to say this?pic.twitter.com/Io7z0RRUsp
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I just put “restart browser” on my to-do for today, between the open Jupyter notebooks, papers via my library’s proxy, and google docs, restarting chrome for a security update is now like rebooting Windows in 1998.
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