@stitchfix sent me something called a "pocket skirt." The pockets are fake. This might be the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me. 
Oh No, Tina! We'll be sure to steer clear of faux pockets for next time.
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Oh No, Tina! We'll be sure to steer clear of faux pockets for next time.