Steve Willows

@stevewillows

Graphic Designer… loves spreadsheets.

Vancouver, BC, Canada, World
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Joined February 2008
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  1. May 4

    I was eating a slice of pizza by a window. A dog made eye contact then unloaded a healthy shit. It's hard not to take it personally.

    1 retweet
  2. Apr 16

    This guy is trying to perform a mentalist trick on his friend, but his friend can't do the math.

  3. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.

    Tens of millions of dollars in airstrikes had no impact because key leaders fled after hearing ON NEWS REPORTS the strikes were coming. DUMB
    572 replies 20,092 retweets 36,452 likes
  4. Apr 3

    TV Prop Innovation: A mobile phone that isn’t on the home screen when the actors are on a call.

  5. Mar 30

    Late New Year’s resolution: Let a few domains expire.

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Vancouver, big news! We're opening our first Summit Ice pop-up shop this Sunday at 138 E Broadway. Details here:

    45 replies 272 retweets 1,211 likes
  7. Mar 23

    . will you be presenting a key to the city to for his work with ?

  8. Mar 3

    You May Want to Marry My Husband by is one of the most beautiful pieces of writing I've read in a while.

  9. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    🎺 I do declare that Thursday will be bacon day until the end of time. 🎺

    1 retweet
  10. Feb 25

    For anyone looking to purge / clean up their twitter account based on specific criteria, check out for Windows. ♥

  11. Feb 15

    This sushi place is alternating Eminem and Christian worship music.

  12. Feb 8

    I forget my headphones and suddenly I'm Patrick Bateman.

  13. Jan 29

    Some say that the story of Jesus is the greatest story ever told --- but have they read the Bourne trilogy?

    1 like
  14. Jan 26

    All I want is a mobile cribbage game that doesn't qualify shitty cards as 'expert.'

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Aww poor Charlie Brown!

    4 replies 135 retweets 344 likes
  16. Jan 14

    A man next to me is eating a donut with a fork --- it appears that I am not alone in this superior method.

    2 likes
  17. Jan 13

    2017, First Quarter: "Make %noun% %adjective% again!"

  18. Jan 8

    Arthur Russell - Make 1, 2

  19. Jan 1

    Have a prime year!

  20. 31 Dec 2016

    His name is Dalton.

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