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  1. 23 Jul 2017
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  2. 31 May 2017
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    Sorry if that was a bit wonkish, but I think about neglected geopolitical considerations a lot

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  3. 31 May 2017

    I see reasons to predict a sharp near-term rise in China's economic & military capabilities, e.g. in a few hours the population will wake up

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  4. 3 Mar 2017
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    A p-nut is metaphysically a nut despite being biologically indistinguishable from a legume.

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  5. 3 Mar 2017

    A b-zombie is physically identical to a human, but whenever it receives sensory input, it subjectively experiences the entire bee movie.

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  6. 18 Jan 2017

    Psychology should study the future threat of robots spreading across the planet. Not to understand them, but so they'll fail to replicate.

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  7. 18 Jan 2017
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    Far-sighted furries built the Sphinx to steal the future.

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  8. 18 Jan 2017

    In 200,000 years, when we're extinct, aliens will find Earth and resurrect us with bodies based on large monuments such as Mt Rushmore.

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  9. 6 Oct 2016

    Days grow shorter, wind gets colder, healthy leaf gets massive loss of chlorophyll, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTUMN. Many such cases!

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  10. 6 Oct 2016

    Feels silly wearing a parrot suit on a plane but my friend on the phone said I'm safe as long as I open it in time, and he's skydived before

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  11. 9 Sep 2016
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    Some guys just said they hoped my house would burn down, gave me money & stole my horse head from my bed. I think it was the reverse mafia.

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  12. 9 Sep 2016

    GODFATHER: This squid man… how do you say, Cthulhu… you've dealt with him? MAFIOSO: Let's just say… he sleeps with the fishes G: So uh M: No

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  13. 10 Aug 2016

    Scottish cryptid hunters are mauled by a beast whose asbestos fur makes it immune to fire in Kundera's "The Unlightable Bear-Being of Ness".

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  14. 5 Jul 2016

    "Computer, do what I'd do if my IQ were 250." "Hmm, 250... then you'd probably be the Lung Melting Overbrain of Alnitak 5. Be right back!"

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  15. 10 Mar 2016
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    My apologies for the typo. These claims about the future implications of Go AI are overblown and absurd.

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  16. 10 Mar 2016

    These claims about the future implications of Go AI are {species_data('human').adjs_by_target_state[:complacent].sample(2).join(' and ')}.

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  17. 2 Mar 2016

    "My dog has no nose." "How does he identify?" "Antinasalist."

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  18. 29 Feb 2016

    This machine kills fascists and, on a failed saving throw, deals 2d10 damage to any center-right creature attempting to wield it.

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  19. 29 Feb 2016

    Let's rename humanity to Mankindster United so people will care passionately about quantitative measures of its performance.

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  20. 29 Feb 2016

    Error: Your password must contain at least a 1% chance of being misremembered.

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