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Sorry if that was a bit wonkish, but I think about neglected geopolitical considerations a lot
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I see reasons to predict a sharp near-term rise in China's economic & military capabilities, e.g. in a few hours the population will wake up
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A p-nut is metaphysically a nut despite being biologically indistinguishable from a legume.
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A b-zombie is physically identical to a human, but whenever it receives sensory input, it subjectively experiences the entire bee movie.
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Psychology should study the future threat of robots spreading across the planet. Not to understand them, but so they'll fail to replicate.
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Far-sighted furries built the Sphinx to steal the future.
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In 200,000 years, when we're extinct, aliens will find Earth and resurrect us with bodies based on large monuments such as Mt Rushmore.
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Days grow shorter, wind gets colder, healthy leaf gets massive loss of chlorophyll, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTUMN. Many such cases!
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Feels silly wearing a parrot suit on a plane but my friend on the phone said I'm safe as long as I open it in time, and he's skydived before
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Some guys just said they hoped my house would burn down, gave me money & stole my horse head from my bed. I think it was the reverse mafia.
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GODFATHER: This squid man… how do you say, Cthulhu… you've dealt with him? MAFIOSO: Let's just say… he sleeps with the fishes G: So uh M: No
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Scottish cryptid hunters are mauled by a beast whose asbestos fur makes it immune to fire in Kundera's "The Unlightable Bear-Being of Ness".
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"Computer, do what I'd do if my IQ were 250." "Hmm, 250... then you'd probably be the Lung Melting Overbrain of Alnitak 5. Be right back!"
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My apologies for the typo. These claims about the future implications of Go AI are overblown and absurd.
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These claims about the future implications of Go AI are {species_data('human').adjs_by_target_state[:complacent].sample(2).join(' and ')}.
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"My dog has no nose." "How does he identify?" "Antinasalist."
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This machine kills fascists and, on a failed saving throw, deals 2d10 damage to any center-right creature attempting to wield it.
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Let's rename humanity to Mankindster United so people will care passionately about quantitative measures of its performance.
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