Wow. The Onion. Holy crap. (trigger warning, rape) http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/ … http://www.theonion.com/articles/congressman-pregnancy-rarely-results-from-legitima,29249/ … http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-condemn-akins-comments-as-blemish-on-p,29259/ … http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/ …