Well, now we know why there’s a helium shortage in the country.
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His wife never gave him his balls back after being on Fox!



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I had a cancelled flight = my campaign runs out of money.
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He could have just followed the yellow brick road.pic.twitter.com/4Euij92b9U
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Tthhaaathhthhhaaa... That’s all Folks!
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This is how members of the NYPD hear him, even when he speaks to them in person.
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