Casey Stern

@Stern_Casey

sumptuous is the worst word in the english language.

Eau Claire, WI
cargocollective.com/caseyray/
Joined September 2011
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  1. 2 Dec 2016

    I'm listening to the worlds first Pork based opera. Hear the whole thing at .

    1 like
  2. 2 Mar 2016

    To everyone upset at faceless organizations, what about the organization-less faces?

    11 likes
  3. 2 Mar 2016

    And the battle between a young person's tweet and autocorrect rages on.

  4. 17 Feb 2016

    Anybody ever figure out why 7, 8, 9?

    2 likes
  5. 3 Feb 2016

    15 incredible reasons every headline on the internet sounds the same.

  6. 13 Jan 2016

    You want true fear on a plane? It's not the height. It's sitting in the middle seat through turbulence between two cups of unstable coffee.

  7. Retweeted
    23 Nov 2015

    Which burger will be Chicagoland Burger Build Off Champ? You decide.

    30 replies 53 retweets 273 likes
  8. 30 Nov 2015

    Shameless self-promotion...if you live in Chicago, go eat the burgers. If you don't live in Chicago, come visit.

    0:29
    Which burger will be Chicagoland Burger Build Off Champ? You decide.
  9. 30 Aug 2015

    and i thought bieber's hair was going to be the weirdest thing at the

    2 likes
  10. 8 Jun 2015

    let's go !

    1 retweet 3 likes
  11. Retweeted
    26 May 2015

    McDonald's: Celebrating 60 delicious years. Party fries x Big Mac Slice 🍟🍔 /by via

    5 retweets 8 likes
  12. Retweeted
    20 May 2015

    .'s celebrates 60 years with Party fries

    5 retweets 5 likes
  13. 4 May 2015

    Day 2: I'm still waiting for my new fitbit to change my life.

  14. Retweeted
    1 Apr 2015

    In Focus: Area Man Treats Girlfriend To Sumptuous 20-Second Massage

    71 replies 344 retweets 644 likes
  15. 16 Feb 2015

    hipsters always look like their going to sneeze.

    1 like
  16. 8 Jan 2015

    Just slept with my box of cereal.

  17. 15 Dec 2014

    To the two girls on the bus one-upping one another, you guys are both winners. It doesn't matter who does core power more often.

  18. 13 Dec 2014

    My neck is getting sore from turning my head around to see if my girlfriend has finally emerged from the bowels of Forever 21.

    1 reply 2 likes
  19. 13 Dec 2014

    Each year, thousands of girls enter Forever 21, and are never seen again.

    1 reply
  20. 5 Dec 2014

    I can't wait to finally be incarcerated over someone taking one of my tweets too seriously.

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