I’ve done some cool things in my life but there is nothing more amazing and fulfilling than being a dad.
If you don’t want to be a parent that’s cool but if you do, don’t let the expense or “timing” be the excuse. It’ll work out.
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Our crew including Joe Musgrove, Xander Bogaerts, Josh Hader and Jackson Merrill hanging with Monarch School students today!
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.@larryelder, who ran against California Gov. Newsom, told @megynkelly he's considering a White House bid
He will decide by "end of March," has visited Iowa & New Hampshire, and would campaign on two things:
"Fathers in the home" and "debunking this lie about systemic racism"
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The courts have just ruled that the identities of 2 people who secured Sam Bankman-Fried's $250 million bail can be made public.
Who do you think they were?
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And Jeff DeWit wins GOP chair.
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It's very straight forward to lose 10 lbs in a month, if you have discipline.
Track every calorie with an app. Goal is 1,000 cal. deficit which is about 2k calories a day with an hour of hard cardio for most people.
If you do that and don't cheat you'll drop 10 lbs in 30 days.
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If a friend wanted to lose 10 lbs off their body…what would you tell them?
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Brad Purdy stumbled into being the starting QB of the 49ers and has absolutely excelled. He signed a 4 year - $3.7M deal before getting the starting gig.
Because he lives in high tax CA, this playoff starter takes home less than $500k a year. Wild.
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Four bags + apples, $117. No alcohol.
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Lol Elliott got lit up trying to block.
I’d like to thank Marshall for giving me a reason to relive the glory of Creeds first mainstream album: My Own Prison. And within the first 30 seconds of Torn, they go harder than anything Pearl Jam could have ever dreamed to release.
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Can someone explain the difference between Creed and Pearl Jam?
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"Largely peaceful protest"
Ignore the cop car on fire in the background
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Normalizing the use of other hard core drugs is not the answer to fentanyl.
“You shower, you’re getting cute, you put on your makeup, you’re putting on your outfit, you test your drugs.”
Apple Music is by far the best music listening platform. Pandora is garbage and Spotify is in-between. I’ll die on this hill.
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No more proxy voting. Effective immediately, Members of Congress have to show up to work if they want their vote to count.
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Can anyone explain why it still takes some banks/brokerages a month to get you tax statements? I don’t understand why it shouldn’t be instantaneous on the next business day after the new year. What am I missing?
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Please tell me which Dem Consultant did Opposition Research in the George Santos race for Congress. I want to make sure I never use them.
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People will be having dinner and saying they’re “masterminding”.
Nah bro, you’re just drinking whiskey, eating steak and talking shop with 7 friends.
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How San Diegans sleep after the LA Chargers get eliminated from the playoffs.
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It is a great day to be anything but a Chargers fan 🤣🤣🤣
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The Chargers have been eliminated from the NFL playoffs.
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The Chargers became the first team in NFL playoff history to lose with a 5+ turnover margin.
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The LA Chargers just blew a 27-0 nothing lead. Lol.
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Washing Jeans question:
Assuming no stains how many times will you wear jeans before washing them?
- 1 - every time!8%
- 2 times8%
- 3 times30%
- 4+ times54%
50 votesFinal results
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I go to bed between 11 and 12 most nights and get up by 6am every day. 6-7 hours is ideal but I can function just fine on 5+. Who's got time for 9 hours of sleep?
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I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?
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Senator Pete Ricketts
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does this look like an American flag hat?
We’d love a response to our many calls and emails to get this resolved.
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Prince Harry has made tens of millions of dollars throwing his family under the bus and he acts like she’s surprised they won’t talk to him.
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TCU should be relegated to the Mountain West Conference.
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Been on the ground at LAX for 85 minutes and bags are just now starting to come out.
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🤴move by Issa.
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Darrell Issa, worth at least $250 million, comes through the House press gallery and informs us that he's here to steal our $0.50 soda (a price which we supplement through our congressional reporter dues).
Thanks, Congressman.
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(2/3) I want to thank everyone at for the friendship, lessons, and growth.
Special shoutout to for being the best bosses and for being the smartest, hardest working, and best coworker in the game.
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Motivation isn’t going to accomplish your 2023 resolution, discipline is what’s required and all you need. Discipline and the self respect to get it done when you’re NOT motivated.
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