I fully support more funding going to the IRS because have you ever had to talk with someone at the IRS? Nobody works there. Hire more people. Help me.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 17

I have synesthesia, so Blues songs always sound “blue” to me. I can’t explain it.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 17

Putting on some music from The Sims and pretending I’m a Sim so I can clean my house better.

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 13

Touch grass. Watch rain.

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The Onion

@TheOnion

Apr 12

Man’s Crippling, Overpowering Need To Be Liked By Everyone Apparently Not Affecting His Behavior bit.ly/3zFvtyW

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 10

No one has ever described me as “Kafkaesque”. Why not?

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 8

Wow, he just unravels her.

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CSPAN

@cspan

Apr 7

Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."

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Detroit Tigers

@tigers

Apr 7

The #OpeningDayDET starters put a personal touch on pregame introductions. ✍️ RETWEET for your chance to win one of these eight autographed and authenticated glass panels!

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The Onion

@TheOnion

Apr 7

Justice Thomas Given Disciplinary Trip To Gary, Indiana bit.ly/3mfi1P0

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 7

Who among us hasn’t accepted a few vacations from our Billionaire best friends?

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 4

M pretty stoked about all things baseball. This is it. This is the timeline now.

I like that

is already using the Trea Turner Grand Slam during the WBC as a Baseball Zen bumper.

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The Onion

@TheOnion

Apr 3

Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown At Airport Gate bit.ly/40GBHd9

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 2

The amount of gambling talk and analysis that has been pumped into every aspect of baseball coverage makes me think we owe Pete Rose an apology.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 1

Honestly, this is my favorite John Williams piece

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Michael Warburton

@MichaelWarbur17

Mar 31

Spielberg: “I need a song for my dinosaur movie.” JOHN WILLIAMS gave him THIS.

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Apr 1

I love teal. I’m proud to say it.

Love the throwback

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I think it’s great that the “For You” tab is consistently 11 - 23 hours behind. I come to Twitter to find out what happened yesterday.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Mar 31

Yikes

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Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

Mar 31

Luis Castillo, 97mph

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Mar 30

Blue and orange in this house today.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Mar 30

I’m in my sweet iced tea with lemon era.

Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Mar 30

I dream of taking my kids out of school on Opening Day and bringing them to a Tigers game in Detroit.

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Philly Snowflake

@phillysnowflake

Mar 29

To the media in the USA: do your job. Ask Republicans every day why they won’t pass gun reform legislation. Don’t let them tell you more guns is the answer. Make them own their cowardly indifference to our children being slaughtered.

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Pablo Manríquez

@PabloReports

Mar 29

WATCH @JamaalBowmanNY, a former school teacher, straight up call his GOP colleagues cowards TO THEIR FACES outside House votes over opposing gun safety legislation.

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

Mar 28

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

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@jemelehill

Mar 27

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Stephen Pell

@stephenpell

Mar 25

Sorry to be so mean, I just hate it so much.

“Daddy, you don’t drop marshmallows sometimes?” is what my kid said to me for like an hour after I accidentally dropped ONE marshmallow while making him his first s’more. Somehow, the broken grammar makes it cut deeper.