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@Bagahofo From Meyrowitz and Dell in NYC. They may have a UK branch, not sure. Try a search …
Q: What’s the best way to titillate an ocelot? A: Oscillate its tit a lot
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@stephenfry I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry And as the tiny piano player appeared he said to the genii, "No you fool, not twelve inch pianist....."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry or even osculate its tit a lot- RegardsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry How do you disguise an equine animal with cheese? You MarscaponeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry I first heard that joke when i was 16, & i am now 52!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry hee hee, thanks Stephen, that's really tickled me :-) x -
@KarenBrammall Hi McGee x -
@JanetSeasider Carters USM!!! x -
@KarenBrammall Tweeting from mums........watching footie -
@JanetSeasider Oooh, multi-tasking! :-) -
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@JanetSeasider Easy tiger, don't over stretch yourself, it'll end in tears!
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@stephenfry Another Frank Carsonist ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry Written in Latin: "Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas" ("The sower Arepo holds works wheels"). Pretty early one I guess.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry ...wasn't that George H W Bush's favourite joke?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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@stephenfry Oscer Ye Not! LOVE Frankie Howerd XThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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