Stephen Altrogge

@stephenaltrogge

I was homeschooled before it was cool

Joined September 2008
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  1. Nov 7

    Well guys we lost the war on Christmas

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  2. Nov 5

    This feels like a homeschooler engaged in a rap battle

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    Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump's reelection.
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    15 replies 3 retweets 57 likes
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  3. Nov 5

    What do you think the scariest haunted house would be? I think it would be room after room of people singing "Happy Birthday" to you.

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  4. Oct 29

    Do you wear Crocs with short or long socks? I don’t want to look stupid

    8 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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  5. Oct 28

    I think the most devastating insult is to say, "Look at THIS clown" with clown in air quotes. It implies that out of all clowns in the world, they're the worst.

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  6. Oct 28

    Look, I don’t want to get political but we really need to figure this out. Does Lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance?

    5 replies 9 retweets 77 likes
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  7. Oct 27

    So many times, it happens too fast. You trade your passion for glory

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  8. Oct 21

    Lady in front of me at the store was buying two lollipops and two bottles of wine and if that’s not living I don’t know what is

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  9. Oct 19

    overheard someone say "i am doing so awesome today" and my first thought was "i wonder what that's like?" anyway, follow me for more inspirational content.

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  10. Oct 18

    a haunted house that’s just people singing happy birthday to you

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  11. Oct 16

    If someone could bring MoviePass back that would make up for a lot of what’s happened this year

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  12. Oct 16

    Selling points for a cast iron skillet: - heavy - costs a lot - can’t be cleaned

    8 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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  13. Oct 15

    I swear if one more social media site tells me to vote...

    3 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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  14. Oct 15

    You can have thoughts or prayers. Only greedy people ask for both

    2 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
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  15. Oct 13

    Please show us the complete list of great U2 songs

    17 replies 5 retweets 44 likes
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  16. Oct 13

    Can’t wait till things are back to normal and I can start licking door handles again.

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  17. Oct 13

    i voted stickers are merit badges for grown ups.

    2 retweets 11 likes
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  18. Oct 7

    Since COVID is your productivity:

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  19. Oct 5

    No

    3 replies 14 likes
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  20. Oct 5

    I wish more celebrities would tell me to vote.

    3 replies 4 retweets 50 likes
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